Was playing Civ 5 and it got me thinking: Gyökeres is basically a trebuchet.
He's got elite ball striking and does serious damage when he gets set.
But first you have to wheel him into position, set the whole thing up, and hope the window is still there by the time he’s ready.
Some of the stats doing the rounds yesterday IE 99th percentile “found by teammates” shows he's getting service. But when the box is crowded, his first touch, aerials, and self-created separation are very clunky.
He's a siege weapon great for inferior opposition
- @sjatfkb
Was playing Civ 5 and it got me thinking: Gyökeres is basically a trebuchet.
He's got elite ball striking and does serious damage when he gets set.
But first you have to wheel him into position, set the whole thing up, and hope the window is still there by the time he’s ready.
Some of the stats doing the rounds yesterday IE 99th percentile “found by teammates” shows he's getting service. But when the box is crowded, his first touch, aerials, and self-created separation are very clunky.
He's a siege weapon great for inferior opposition
- @sjatfkb
Was playing Civ 5 and it got me thinking: Gyökeres is basically a trebuchet.
He's got elite ball striking and does serious damage when he gets set.
But first you have to wheel him into position, set the whole thing up, and hope the window is still there by the time he’s ready.
Some of the stats doing the rounds yesterday IE 99th percentile “found by teammates” shows he's getting service. But when the box is crowded, his first touch, aerials, and self-created separation are very clunky.
He's a siege weapon great for inferior opposition
- @sjatfkb
Was playing Civ 5 and it got me thinking: Gyökeres is basically a trebuchet.
He's got elite ball striking and does serious damage when he gets set.
But first you have to wheel him into position, set the whole thing up, and hope the window is still there by the time he’s ready.
Some of the stats doing the rounds yesterday IE 99th percentile “found by teammates” shows he's getting service. But when the box is crowded, his first touch, aerials, and self-created separation are very clunky.
He's a siege weapon great for inferior opposition
- @sjatfkb
Top Goalscorer Gyokeres 2025/26:
→ 0 NPG/A in last 7 UCL KO games
→ 0 NPG/A vs Top 6 teams in PL
→ 0 NPG/A in 28 league games (78%)
→ 2 NPG/A vs Top 10 teams in PL
→ 4 points won for team
Without his G/A, Arsenal win the league by 3 points.
Three man midfield, it looks so spooky. Look at Messi’s position, he knows. There’s too much space either side of the midfield three. Half space crosses, wide rotations, a back five that’s pinned. The fifth defender subbed on communicates defending your net too.