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[alan smith @arsmith942]

@ronsterd89 Lint.

[alan smith @arsmith942]

@LoveTherapis1 Me cheating? No. Them cheating? Yes.

[alan smith @arsmith942]

@AmandaSeitz @SSmithNYC @bobjherman No, I don't actually care about the robotic hands. I'm terrified that that person had any ability to directly affect someone that incapable of defending themselves.

[alan smith @arsmith942]

@omgchomp Pretty much every time. Looking like the cryptkeeper does not help.

[alan smith @arsmith942]

@TheaLanden Brews and Bonks.

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@Angry_Staffer Probably got it from the sandanistas.

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@kazzaloveslife Lint.

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@PaulMarcoe @PippiTheCat1 ...nuclear war?

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@dmbkparker P 38.

[alan smith @arsmith942]

@omgchomp Say nothing. Bite them.

[alan smith @arsmith942]

@omgchomp @Sci_Phile I saw it and loved it. Informative and gentle as you and he always are.

[alan smith @arsmith942]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 I am odious, so nobody ever stands next to me.

[alan smith @arsmith942]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Democracy.

[alan smith @arsmith942]

@dieworkwear Simple. Dislike everyone.

[alan smith @arsmith942]

@AshleyGWinter You're right about that.

[alan smith @arsmith942]

@gabydvj Evidently neither do the instructors.

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@RossKneeDeep Because they want the stuff?

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@ClaireMax T7-01

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@ClaireMax My running track looks like Abraham Lincoln if you squint right. Maybe I can put a bra on it.

[alan smith @arsmith942]

@ClaireMax It is difficult to make a picture of your 5k run route sexy. Wearing a bikini is way easier.