In my Hellement, Thriving

(He/Him) Words go here.

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

Me: It's a real shame you weren't the first skateboarding cephalopod.
Tony Hawktopus: Really? Who was the first?
Me: Tony Hawktopus.

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

Gonna wait a few days to finalize so people have a chance to see this, but The Melon Husk has unbanned too much Nazi shit for me to stay on this hellsite.
Gonna delete my account.
The people whom I care to contact me can do so via Discord or text.

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

@mayday22 @DizzyNitram Eyes emoji but shaking rapidly dot gif

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

@MSico @mayday22 @KeithHabs If it's stuff I gotta cook I need at least one extra day to gather ingredients

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

@MSico @mayday22 @KeithHabs Real talk, putting the menu out on Monday is too close to the Eat With Keith date to actually get the menu together if it's anything other than fast food (and for places like where I live, also if it's half of the big name fast food chains)

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

@mayday22 It took me three and a half hours to work up the energy to clean the bathroom yesterday, so I feel this with my entire soul.
💜

[Lady Emily ☄️ @GreatCheshire]

Knives Out is a Thanksgiving movie because it’s got a primarily brown, cool-toned color palette, it takes place in fall and it’s about discovering just how racist your family can possibly be

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

@mayday22 Meatvision.

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What if we held hands at the picket line in a general strike on Black Friday?
jk haha
...unless?

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

Star*

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

@Diana172 Satr Cakers in the house

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

@mayday22 Cage the Elephants - "Ain't No Rest for the Wicked"
The Protomen - "The Good Doctor"
Johnny Cash - "Hurt"
Linkin Park - "Breaking the Habit"
and that isn't even counting the video game songs

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

@TheJadeAria I'm so glad you're safe, and you're anything BUT a huge loser for making sure you're getting help. Let me know if there's anything I can do to help!

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

Like, is she looking for a dude with a hooked clown dick so overbearing and unbalanced that she can't hear the plot-critical dialogue? Is she looking for a woman so thicc that the inscrutably unchangeable audio when you launch Borderlands 2 reminds her of the clap of her ass?

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

Twitter is on fire, so now seems like a great time to ask this:
As an ace person, is the song "All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor supposed to be in reference to the human anatomy?

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

@TheJadeAria "Look, if God were real he would let me be made into an episode of Monster Factory."

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

@Diana172 Cake Boss! (GBBO soon)

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

@mayday22 I think my favorite thing about this particular photo is how you look like your job is The Office Ghost. Ephemeral. Haunting. Keeping people from microwaving fish in the break room.

[James @MrJames079]

There's a mod that doubles the enemies in Elden Ring and some of the names they give the duos are amazing

[In my Hellement, Thriving @ArtenXevious]

@TyWorth Used to, for depression. Wasn't the right med for me and was cut off from getting enough to not quit cold turkey on account of leaving the military so the first few months out were ROUGH