Vyapari

[Nandkishor @devops_nk]

Only software engineers will understand why this is actually funny.

[0.005 Seconds (3/694) @seconds_0]

Everybody "neurodivergent" until a real stone cold autist pulls up

[nisha 🤹🏻 @niishahaha]

my 4 digit atm pin protecting my 3 digit bank amount

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me during World War III fighting for China because I accepted all of Temu’s terms and conditions without reading them:

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Gary G. Oblin🇮🇪 @MoroseHillGiant]

Realised I left my security pass in my desktop when I got home which is a big no no. Went back to get it and bumped into my boss in the corridor and they said “you don’t have to stay so late Gary. You can come in later on Monday.”

[wassieloyer @wassielawyer]

Multi billion opportunity in combining these dopamine sites with lottery - so you pay $50 and there’s a 1/1000 chance the Patek actually arrives.

[appo @appo__]

what is even the point of living without a beautiful woman to ragebait

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

A security camera captured two Belgian Malinois puppies playing while their owner wasn't home

[sunil pai @threepointone]

new post: the senior engineer death spiral

https://t.co/xzgU1jVBRh

a friend just started a big job and asked for some advice. so I braindumped a monologue about a super common failure mode I see with engineers and posted it here, hope it helps whoever it can.

[Sparrow @sparrowincrisis]

My landlord is threatening me. Any legal expert here who can help me!? 😔

[氷豹 @2xhy8]

theres an iranian chess prodigy literally named seen a move ahead

[moose @mooseincrisis]

dumbass

[IndiaisaFatherlessNation @JudiciaryFails]

You can create the best life for an Indian woman, but she will stay insufferable.

[Kamo @Kamoportal]

when I’m trying to be positive but shit just keeps happening to me

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

My wife begging me to get a job but I have to explain to her that Nietzsche said whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself is a slave

[Vyapari @Arthavyapari]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary