—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE)

Wreck? Shoot! I'm the world's best backwards driver! Just watch this right here, lover boy!

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

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𝘚𝘪𝘳 𝘛𝘰𝘮 𝘈𝘵𝘦𝘳, “𝘛𝘰𝘸 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳.”

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AU AND CROSSOVER FRIENDLY!

18+ admin. Mature content may be present.
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𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 #𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!! (##𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐎)

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[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

……. No?

[Nia @WolfenWarriors]

“Anything to say, 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧..”

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

Sweet pea

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

Yawning

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

People are mean

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

(Shrugging.)

[��𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖒 @lemonadelea_]

Yeah, don't ever talk to me again - it'll make us both happy.

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

I’m not, but okay. I’ll just never talk to you again because me standing off in a corner is “in the way”. Fair enough. Makes total sense.

[𝖈𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖒 @lemonadelea_]

Because you're in my way.

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

Okay soooo- why still talk?

[𝖈𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖒 @lemonadelea_]

Well I wasn't talking to you to begin with anyway.

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

I don’t wanna have a civil conversation.

[𝖈𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖒 @lemonadelea_]

I'm having a civil conversation.

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

Then leave. Door’s that way.

(Points to the door.)

[𝖈𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖒 @lemonadelea_]

[He stepped back. Gross...]

Yeah...good for me.

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

Apparently I am repulsive. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

//Mater writing… Mater 😁

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

(Spitting on the ground. That hurt a bit. But it’s fine. This is fine.)

Good for you.

[𝖈𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖒 @lemonadelea_]

Yuck, you are repulsive.

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

I wanna know what the hell is going on- I somehow got dragged into this whole thing

[𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒍 𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉. @MichaelBelrich]

Continue to know nothing.

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

I’m genuinely confused- I know nothing

[𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒍 𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉. @MichaelBelrich]

Shut the fuck up.

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

Help? What is going on??

[𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒍 𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉. @MichaelBelrich]

I’m gonna shove my epipen in this dude’s ass cheek.

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

….. what

[𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒍 𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉. @MichaelBelrich]

Holy fuck they’re multiplying

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

Tellin a guy to fuck his doppelgänger? Number one, no way in hell.

Number two, I myself, happen to be married. (Little happy wiggle) And number three, you look like a douchebag, no offense.

(Blinkin.)

[𝖈𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖒 @lemonadelea_]

How?

[—— 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑!̴ (COTR IS HERE) @ARUSTYFELLA]

Don’t steal his husband… 🥺

[𝖈𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖒 @lemonadelea_]

Why don't you go fuck yourself then, and I'll have Elijah.