Alejandro Santarrosa

Time will turn us into statues, eventually

[Alejandro Santarrosa @ASantarrosaG]

Anclando el link a mi perfil de SoundCloud, por si alguien quiere pasarse a escuchar música de mala calidad hecha por su servidor. https://t.co/p9ofABEBzG

[Alejandro Santarrosa @ASantarrosaG]

https://t.co/G7IVgNC7Oe

[KRIS MEAT SPILL! @MEATSPILL]

got honked at bc i forced my bf to slow down so i could take this pic

[🥖kekeflipnote🥖 @Kekeflipnote]

I kept my tamagotchi alive 700 days!!

Happy birthday to this old shark! Hope I can keep going and keep him alive 🦈💪

Many asked me if I take pauses sometimes, I don't do any.

It's 700 days straight!

#���まごっち #Tamagotchi

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"

And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

[sulphur🧃 @Lyingsulfur]

I'm quite literally never getting over this photo

[Dios @Dios_0ficial]

Que nunca se borre de la memoria cuando este operador de bus pensaba que ya no llevaba pasaje y la señora le sacó un pedote 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[tuna🍣 @tunahorse21]

lets connect

[ ꪖꪶꫀ᥊ 🇲🇽 @Charr0Mx]

Recomienden marcas mexicanas para sustituir las gringas. JARRITOS Y BOING es una opción si toman refresco.

[VANITY FAIR FRANCE @VanityFairFR]

Camila Aurora González, Mexicaine transgenre, a créé un court-métrage parodique inspiré du très célèbre drame musical de Jacques Audiard, Emilia Pérez. Johanne Sacrebleu est présenté comme un film sur la France, tourné au Mexique et fait sans Français. https://t.co/IhJqbK5JHv

[Ju D. Garland 👒 @lakrmen]

No puedo dejar de pensar en este tuit JAJAJAJA wow

[dallika ✿ @dallika8585]

Nintendo Switch 2 leak

[Colin @IntroSpecktive]

First clip of TotK I’ve seen in over a year

Glad to see the game has been optimized

[Karn EX @Karn_EX]

Nintendo when the Switch 2 looks completely different to all these leaks they just gave variations to different manufacturers to route out who they can actually trust

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Original teaser trailer for Back to the Future (1985)

[XxXSippenteainyohoodXxX (Nobody) @XxXSweetteaXXX]

People looking for gta 6 at the game awards