ASAP(sm)Ash

Everyone loves someone who had an abortion. sexual and reproductive health. Fertility specialist. (she/her)

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If someone digs a hole in you, plant some nice flowers and tell them to go fuck themselves.

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Embryo transfer # 2 today. Feeling astoundingly neutral.

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Well. That sucks.

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Embryo transfer is finally scheduled. Tuesday, Nov 5. Hopefully I will give birth to a healthy baby in Kamala Harris’s America in July.

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HSN showed adhesions in my uterus which is just the world’s biggest slap in the face. Sorry you had to have your daughters ripped out of your body but also it left scar tissue that’s preventing a subsequent pregnancy. Hysteroscopy before we can transfer.

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Had to see my in laws for the first time in six years and they are still the same awful people and I left the event crying. 💁🏼‍♀️

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You guys. All five. All five are genetically normal.

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Five. Only five of 18 made it to blast. I have no hope that any are euploid.

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ALL 18 EMBRYOS ARE STILL GROWING!!!

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Out of 31 eggs, 23 were mature and 18 of those fertilized. Now we wait.

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31 EGGS

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It is time.

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I am finally triggering tonight oh my GOD

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My ovaries are the size of grapefruits and my estradiol is over 4000. If I don’t trigger today I’ll have a stroke (maybe literally)

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IVF sucks. Send tweet.

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Y’all have been here for it all, so here we are. IVF stim day 1.

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Moose earned his farm dog badge bright and early at 5:30 this morning by getting into his first raccoon fight. He got two scratches on his nose. The raccoon left trails of blood on the deck.

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@MrsPA_C It’s about everything that’s missed after loss of a baby. It brought me so much comfort after our losses.

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@DirtyDenitza Listen I used to turtle my boats for fun ☠️

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Not wanting to have a period is perfectly valid reason to go on birth control!

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Saturday mornings are for foraging now