vincenzo delsignore

A buoyant self-made thousandaire. 2009 Grand Champion duck at the Canfield fair. Father with a daughter.

[vincenzo delsignore @ASAPvin]

If you're looking for a good laugh once a day follow my sc: vincedelsignore where I hit the whip to classic songs! Open to song requests.

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

I played golf with a guy who doesn’t wear golf shoes today. (And was sober). Says unless it’s 40 degrees or below he’s barefoot. Walked in the woods, across cart paths without a wince. And he was pretty solid. Shot 80. I was shook.

[Carmelo Anthony @carmeloanthony]

🍊

[Eric Andre @ericandre]

Daddy’s back

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

how they use shotguns in movies

[RossCreations @CreationsRoss]

Filling my gas tank with spaghettiOs and hiring a mechanic to fix it

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

my roof
https://t.co/hjA1R6Nc22

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

6 for my girlfriend
1-5 for my boys

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

i want patrick star to give me a slice of dat Big Pink Cake

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

me and the boys when quarantine finally ends

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

FIRMLY GRASP IT

[Dave @lildickytweets]

Retweet if you want a season 2

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

how i’m tryna be 😈💯💖

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

He ate my WHEELbarrow!

HE ATE MY CHILDREN'S HOMEWORK!!

Do I need to say it...?

[vincenzo delsignore @ASAPvin]

@centi33 Definitely been thinking about it

[vincenzo delsignore @ASAPvin]

If you're looking for a good laugh once a day follow my sc: vincedelsignore where I hit the whip to classic songs! Open to song requests.

[vincenzo delsignore @ASAPvin]

@centi33 Twitter better do something before I get out of hand

[vincenzo delsignore @ASAPvin]

My arms are physically sore from destroying my pathetic family in Wii sports. #gamer

[jakey @nakeyjakey]

what if linguini from ratatouille was having sex and the girl pulled his hair and he started cooking spaghetti