southern henry

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

straight up just fell down my stairs and my neighbor told me to stop making noise lmao

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

neither me or my neighbor knows where the property line is so now we have this DMZ between our yards where neither of us cuts the grass

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

@nowherevibes im designating mars as cold cut city and theres nothing anyone can do about it

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

might fuck around and speak in iambic pentameter all weekend idk

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

@NeezyQ sorry, plane just landed whats up

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

im sorry i didnt mean to ghost you, i forgot to reply like i do with even my own mother and now an irreconcilable amount of time has passed to warrant any sort of valid excuse

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

dating in north carolina is great as long as your idea of great is unvaccinated single mothers that work at quicktrip

[h @ipodmacbook]

hey do you care if i invite my friend who gets kicked out of every place he goes? i think he’s gonna be chill tonight

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

christmas is just rupauls drag race for trees

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

the charlotte weather this weekend is like
thursday: partly cloudy
friday: DEATH FROM ABOVE
saturday: sunny

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

thinking about buying 15 of the same outfits like some cartoon character just to cut a decision out of my day

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

@hash_jag412

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

recruiters calling me asking if i know anyone interested in their opening like bitch im not doing your job for you lmao

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

A Day To Remember The Alamo

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

@_mcgorts nah thats way too easy, id rather measure out 5/3 teaspoons of turmeric

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

living alone is fun until you scale down a recipe and it calls for one third of an egg

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

i have devoloped a crippling addiction to topo chico

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

when i thought id seen it all, i watched someone try to get through tsa with a fake id this morning

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

gas prices are so high rn that i got an alert from my credit card asking me if i was the one that made the charges

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

i just saw a video of someone hard boiling eggs in one like jesus christ give it a rest

[southern henry @ASAPwheels]

people with air fryers are genuinely more annoying than militant vegans