Garth (Asauri)

I'm Garth. Also known as Asari. Sometimes I do things. Usually I just say cursed things. Welcome to the desecration, baby!
30. He/They

[Garth (Asauri) @AsariBartender]

Hello welcome to being friends with me. This is what it's like

[Garth (Asauri) @AsariBartender]

This has basically been me since March

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Yooo Jenelle from teen mom... you know I'm touring again?

[Heben Nigatu @hebennigatu]

What if we kissed under the glaring light of the blank google doc I should be writing in

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

for all the medicated barbies out there

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

me hearing the ufo news

[Garth (Asauri) @AsariBartender]

I just found out you can play knights of the old republic on your phone so guess what's downloading

[⋆ ✧ a powerful woman. ✧ ⋆ @hauteblood]

me after an anxiety attack

[Garth (Asauri) @AsariBartender]

One last thought before I fall asleep: cum

[Garth (Asauri) @AsariBartender]

When you play a game for fun but then 2 weeks later you end up with 3 copies of the same game and all of the expansions and oh crud we forgot an expansion and OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THE PROMO CARD THEY HAVE ONLY AT GENCON?????

[Garth (Asauri) @AsariBartender]

@BeardedSkeptic MORE hugs may be the best course of action. Bring it in king! Happy birthday!

[Garth (Asauri) @AsariBartender]

Have you ever wondered if those people with a car as their pfp if they're actually autobots or deceptions but they only engage in meme wars these days.
Optimus Prime: "Megatron may be a genocidal maniac but he posts some fire ass memes"

[Garth (Asauri) @AsariBartender]

My biggest accomplishment lately is I had 3 entire social interactions and I didn't even think about crying. It's the little things

[Garth (Asauri) @AsariBartender]

Yall ever just forget you exist?

[birdiE @birdiebijoux]

I love hanging out in groups of 3 cause then i can go nonverbal and they entertain eachother while i look at a tree or sum

[Garth (Asauri) @AsariBartender]

Honestly I've considered making an onlyfans. The only thing that's stopped me is my executive dysfunction

[keith🦴 @kkrocketz]

a $45/hour job where i dont have to speak to people and can sit in my room completing assorted tasks would fix me