Asavaaa

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[Martin Bauer @martinmbauer]

Innumeracy. Being proudly “bad at math” is socially acceptable in a way being proudly unable to read would never be

[👑 @kingdavid489]

6 years from now I'll own 2 houses and 2 cars to my name, Be there.

[MACHARIA @Machariaah]

Honestly hangovers are so unnecessary like just leave me alone.

[Phelzzz @phelliphelli18]

No English manager has ever won the premier league.

Michael Carrick:

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We SHOULD sacrıfice one billionaire a week until rent is under $800 again.

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

Porn hub employees must be the only people in the world who rush to open porn tabs when their boss walks by.

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Someone should buy LinkedIn and turn it off

[Gadisi @amgadisi]

Early bird's tusha pewa remote huku locals

[Clinton @yrboyclint]

Mzazi anafika home akiwa amejam unashangaa rada. Kumbe amepewa pano na Mosiria aokote uchafu huko town😭😭

[pink pilates princess💗 @KUNTAKUNTY]

All of it used to be free

[• @RealElvo]

Eti Cat Dad,utter woke nonsense.

[Nathan Halberstadt 🧊 @NatHalberstadt]

You can just do things

[GARLOTIC @garlotic]

Es exactamente la propuesta de matrimonio que imagino entre dos mejores amigos que prometieron casarse a los 30 si seguían solteros

[Make Gio Scotti Skinny Again Groyper @DrRemilio]

This is literally you

[Eünæh @YaGal_Eunndrio]

Missed calls 23 haziwezi saidia…washatoana nguo usikii….

Usikuwe mslow😭😂💔

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

they cooked you unfortunately 😭