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[Asawri @Asawri_]

I’m getting emotional over this
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[Asawri @Asawri_]

I put a parental lock on my TikTok and Instagram so naturally I now watch videos on LinkedIn

[Asawri @Asawri_]

Why is “preparing for a freeze” = bulk buying toilet paper, do you not have enough for the next 2 days??? Or 1 week max

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

There is an adage: Only when it is dark enough can you see the stars.

I know many people feel like we are entering a dark time. For the benefit of us all, I hope that is not the case. But, America, if it is: Let us fill the sky with the light of a billion brilliant stars.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

early results are in!

[Asawri @Asawri_]

@ work “Do we have a ticket for this?”

What I wanted to say: we have concepts of a ticket
What I said: yes

[Asawri @Asawri_]

When Taylor and her friends go out do they take turns paying? Or do they split the check? Or does one person cover?
Assuming they also don’t care about credit card points. I’d really like to know

[Asawri @Asawri_]

Do Harry, Zayn, Louis and Niall have a separate 4 person group chat where they talk about Liam?

[Asawri @Asawri_]

Are my tweets posting? I feel gaslit rn by twitter and DoorDash

[Asawri @Asawri_]

@DoorDash I have too much money for you to deactivate my account.
are you trying to escape with my $$$$ credits??? Literally holding it all hostage

[Asawri @Asawri_]

@_iguanna_ You might need a few more jars

[Asawri @Asawri_]

Yes Fb is listening to us but I just KNOW spotify is onto my thoughts

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[Asawri @Asawri_]

@ringing_isabell I’ll drive let’s go

[Asawri @Asawri_]

70°s

[Asawri @Asawri_]

Its December?!

[Asawri @Asawri_]

@avinash_nair22 The fire?

[Asawri @Asawri_]

Does Stanley the mug thing have anything to do with Stanley the hockey cup

[Asawri @Asawri_]

@Apple How do y’all measure that?? Like 4x more? That seems significant, I feel like my 1/4 iPhone 12 resolution was y’all slacking??

[Asawri @Asawri_]

Welll clearly you do..

[SweetCheriPie @SoSpelmany]

The Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce saga…🙄