SOME COP MOTHER{####}ER PULLED UP TO ME MID-HEIST AND TOLD ME TO GET ON THE GROUND
SENT HIS ASS TO BUILDERMAN WITH SAME-DAY SHIPPING AND I STOLE HIS CAR, CURRENTLY DRIVING DOWN BLOXBURG WITH A BLOXY COLA IN HAND AND NO INTENTION TO TAKE MY FOOT OFF THE GAS PEDAL
I LOVE LIFE!!!!!
WELL UH
NAME'S SMILEY
C00LKIDD #3
INFAMOUS EXPLOITER AND STUFF!!
I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE, I SHOULD REALLY WORK ON MY PORTAL MAGIC
UH
WHAT ABOUT YOU, PAL?
I AM C000LKIDD NUMBER 3
I GO ON BIG KILLING SPREES
AND MY BEST FRIENDS ARE THE TEAM
PLUS ALPHA PREDATOR
I AM HERE TO RUIN DAYS
I'VE NO FEATS AND THAT'S OKAY
I AM SMILEY FROM DOOM BY FATE
DON'T FORGET
I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!