Athena Scalzi ⭐️

depravity lurks beneath the mask of civility

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

At this point I pretty much only post on here to complain about Doordash. That being said, if you order an iced coffee, and it comes half full, and you tell doordash, and they say it doesn’t qualify for a credit or refund, it’s ok to riot in the streets.

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

@cmpriest This is the correct take

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

I can tell I’m getting old because for the first time ever, American Eagle has jean types I’ve never heard of. What the hell are barrel jeans?!

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

@BreezyCreates Can’t go wrong with Hercules, the nightmare before Christmas, Megamind, Toy Story, nostalgic stuff like that!

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

WHAT IS THISSS WHY ARE THEY 100 DOLLARS

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

OH MY GOD THEYRE SO UGLY

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

@gomeroz1 I do know Sydney and Melbourne! And Perth

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

I was like lowkey in a bad mood and then somebody laughed RIGHT IN MY FACE because I didn’t know where Brisbane was. Sorry I’m a dumb fucking American Jesus Christ 😭😭

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

@sithiaditu I’m trying out Six of Crows! My mom recommended it to me

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

Yesterday I accidentally called kronor “Kruge” and today I finally realized that that is a fictional currency in the fantasy book I’m reading 🙃

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

I am begging people to stop coming to the grocery store strapped up, you do not need a pistol in the yogurt aisle Jesus Christ

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

@Jemraine2 Mine is a tornado heading straight towards me 😭 BY FARRR

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

I leave for Europe for two weeks in two days and I have in fact, not even packed a smidge. The only thing that makes me feel better about this is lamenting to all of you, so. I HATE PACKINGGGG.

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

@blrobins2 Me too! And thank you!! :)

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

@Chirurgic It basically was, at least it tasted really good

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

I ordered ice cream on Doordash and for some unknown reason it’s taken over an hour to get to me and I’m so sad because I know it’s just going to be a puddle when it gets here.

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

@starry__dynamo That absolutely blows 😭

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

@DarwinKastle It’s cotton candy! My favorite

[Athena Scalzi ⭐️ @AScalzi98]

@Seitz_Unseen Those numbers are painfully accurate