Asclepius

medicinal water sanitation propagater. lagomorph endorser. morning star enthusiast

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"I think when it gets cold out I'll do this" *starts shivering*

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me talking to a boomer: "your generation just loved lead didn't they?"

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@deathink stand on business and order even more from China

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I be sizing up some of these security guards like "who tf you stoppin?"

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@deathink yes! lmao, same exact experience

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@deathink

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@Honeyvonbunny

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If Bonnie Blue can birth 1000 babies from one man then anything is possible

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@osgenic No time indeed

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@p0rktopus @notlittleredlo old ecu not communicating with ignition switch probably

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@notlittleredlo Fuckin ECU

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I hope she sees this

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@Honeyvonbunny Legit though. Stuck at 200 and wanna be 220 😔

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@_berriesncream Yes

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@dadbodsociety

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No guy wants a guy to fuck his daughter but every guy wants to fuck some other guys daughter

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@Honeyvonbunny Сколько стоит ветчина?