Asfand

Failing since 1994.
I.Q. of 48 which some people call MENTALLY RETARDED

[Asfand @Asfandfailure]

It's only been 8 days into the newyear and I already hate it.

[Asfand @Asfandfailure]

@namaloomafraaad Bhaijaan, zeher hain dono. Aisi teams k khilaaf karienge ye apne runs maintain and then kahienge k inho ne baray teer mare hain.

[Asfand @Asfandfailure]

Babar 'King' Azam can only do it against such teams. King for a reason

[Asfand @Asfandfailure]

@suhaila_harith Boosting confidence. Lets hope we win the derby

[Kevin De Bruyne @KevinDeBruyne]

Good morning, how may I assist you? 📞

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

They thought she was a Air Bender

[Asfand @Asfandfailure]

My man, @KevinDeBruyne can turn a simple pass into a maestro assist

What a player!!!

[Bill Ari @ImBillRay]

I love that the Saudis spend their unlimited money exactly like 10 year old me would

[Asfand @Asfandfailure]

@namaloomafraaad Malick, baarish tou intense thi. Sharah faisal pe rush bhi kafi intense hai.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Never ceases to make me laugh

[Asfand @Asfandfailure]

Donkaaaaaaay

[Asfand @Asfandfailure]

Incubus - Wish you were here

[Asfand @Asfandfailure]

@hitsigh Bojack Horseman, Rick and Morty,
F is Family

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@StevenMcinerney Same went with Busquets too. Goals Galore is what matters to the media.

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@madjabeen If you think this is fun, try a heavybike. It is a whole different type of adrenaline rush

[Asfand @Asfandfailure]

Helicopter flies by

*unfortunate sons starts playing*

[Asfand @Asfandfailure]

@hitsigh Aik hum hain, thandi hawa ko taras rahe hain

[Asfand @Asfandfailure]

Every video, song, movie, game in the world becomes interesting on the final paper night