@zoerobledo@Tu_IMSS 166 hospitales en 3 días
O sea 55 hospitales al día
O sea 3 hospitales por hora ( si trabajan las 24 horas
20 minutos en cada hospital
My wife told me she want us to have sex every night before sleeping because it helped her sleep better.
We were lying on bed one night when she turned toward me.
Wife: “Baby, I've discovered something.”
Me: “What is it this time?”
Wife: “I've noticed that whenever we make love before sleeping, I sleep like a baby.”
I laughed.
Me: “So?”
She moved closer, rested her head on my chest, and smiled.
Wife: “So, I want us to do it every night.”
I raised my head immediately.
Me: “Every night?”
Wife: “Yes, baby. Every single night.”
Me: “You're joking, right?”
She kissed my cheek.
Wife: “I'm serious. Why are you looking at me like I've asked you to climb a mountain?”
Me: “Woman, do you know what you're asking me to do?”
She started laughing.
Wife: “You're my husband! Who else am I supposed to ask?”
Me: “I thought marriage was supposed to give me peace.”
She playfully slapped my chest.
Wife: “And I'm giving you peace! You'll sleep better, I'll sleep better, and we'll be happier.”
Me: “What happens when I'm tired?”
She looked at me with a mischievous smile.
Wife: “Then I'll be very romantic until you change your mind.”
I sat up.
Me: “Please, let's negotiate this thing like adults.”
She burst out laughing.
Wife: “Fine. How many nights can you handle?”
Me: “Two.”
She immediately shook her head.
Wife: “Three.”
Me: “Two!”
Wife: “Five nights a week, and you get the weekends to recover.”
I stared at her.
Me: “Recover from what? Am I going to war?”
She buried her face in the pillow, laughing.
But when she lifted her head, her expression was serious.
Wife: “Baby, I love being close to you. I want us to enjoy each other. Is that so bad?”
I looked at her affectionate face and sighed.
Me: “Fine. Five nights. But if I start looking like a man who hasn't slept in three days, you're explaining it to the doctor.”
She kissed me.
Wife: “Deal!”
I should have known that agreeing to that deal would become one of the biggest mistakes of my married life.
Yo creo que deberían prohibir a médicos del IMSS tener prácticas privadas mientras trabajen en el Instituto y que sea un delito hacer que los derechohabientes vayan a sus consultorios privados bajo el pretexto de que "no hay insumos" o "no hay citas"
Según @IsraelZamora_, las escuelas de medicina y las especialidades médicas en México surgieron con la llegada de la 4T. Si usted se formó como médico antes de eso, probablemente sus estudios y su título son producto de su imaginación.
Mira presidenta @Claudiashein, este no es un set ni un montaje para rendirte pleitista. Es la realidad. Una enfermera del @Tu_IMSS, Pachuca relata que no tienen ni jeringas.
Vía @SicarioPolitica