Andrew Gelfand

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

Hey @GoKineticFiber - for fun I decided to put my address into your website to see the “best offers in my area.” You FAILED again - telling me that my address is an apartment. WRONG. It is and has been a single family home since dirt. Why did I even waste my time checking?

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

@FedExHelp Epic fail - been sitting in the same location 130 miles away from destination for 2 days when the package was supposed to be delivered 4 days ago.

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

Hey @FedEx - you really sh!t the bed on my delivery. Shipped from NC on Monday. Supposed to be delivered EOD Wednesday. Did not make it out of NC. FAIL. Then supposed to be delivered by EOD Saturday. Made it within 130 miles. FAIL. How do you stay in business?

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

CONGRATULATIONS @BryanVoltaggio - TOC VII CHAMPION!!!!

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

Hey @CircleKStores - why is your University Pointe Blvd station always jacked up? Either the terminals are alow or i have to go inside for a receipt or your terminals do not work at all so i have to go inside to initiate a transaction. Time to start purchasing gas elsewhere.

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

Hey @WeRRestaurants - tell your members that they can charge me any credit fee that they want but any fee that I pay comes straight out of the tip to your servers. YOUR credit card policy is hurting YOUR servers, not me.

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

Hey @GoKineticFiber - tell your salespeople to stop trolling our neighborhood after dark. It’s creepy. While you are at it, how about training them better. They come across as used car salesmen denigrating my choice of ISP to raise the status of your product. Well done.

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

Hey @windstream - please stop sending us mail regarding your fiber optic internet. We are never going to be a customer after the construction disruption you caused us. Future mail is going right from the mailbox to the recycle bin.

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

@GEAppliancesCo So here we sit another 8 days (3 weeks in total) without use of our new dishwasher. With the holidays fast approaching, I have no confidence that our dishwasher will be in service any time soon. You come and hand wash all of our dishes.

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

Thanks @GEAppliancesCo for ruining our holiday season. 2 of our 3 brand name GE appliances have failed less than one year from purchase and installation. Who knows when they will be fixed and operational again.

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

@GEAppliancesCo I’m not sure what you can do for me since your factory authorized repair company made us wait 12 days for an appointment (including over Thanksgiving) and then came to the appointment unprepared even though they were advised of the diagnostic codes in advance.

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

Hey @speedway, your card reader wouldn’t read my loyalty card so I did not get my points. How do I claim my points since this feature was deleted from your app?

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

Hey @carlypearce - Hope you weren’t too off put by the raucous crowd Friday night in Ashland,KY. I think too many of the attendees become a little too comfortable and felt that they could yell and blurt out anything that they wanted.

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

Hey @carlypearce - Thank you for the outrageously great concert Friday night in Ashland, KY! Your concerts just keep getting better. Can’t wait for you to release your new music in November and to see you again in concert!

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

Hey @windstream, just so you know, you will earn a ZERO return on investment installing your fiber optic network in my yard because I will NEVER purchase your service and I plan to remain in this house for 40 more years. Thanks for nothing.

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

Hey @windstream - thanks for butchering our neighborhood installing your fiber optic network. I can assure you that no matter how hard you think you are restoring our yards, it’s still going to cost us a ton of money to be whole. Thanks for nothing.

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

@isahavingfun Yes

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

@Lillylanesxo Absolutely!

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

@prettyygwen Yes

[Andrew Gelfand @ASGELFAND]

@miabalkiins Hi!