Ashlea 🪩

she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man⚡️

[` @schiz04renic]

men really out here getting married just because their boys are doing it and they don’t wanna be left behind ...

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

meredith blake was mean but all she wanted was to marry a hot rich man and have no kids like who am i to judge

[kla @blessedswift]

Spotify always trying to push new music onto me. I'm not listening to that shit, I'm listening to white horse on the fearless album

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Y'all should just gouge your eyes out like the Bible tells you to do.

[mel @7969ss]

Every man who's called me crazy has also called me again later

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

y'all want me to believe that all this backlash about taywedding is not misogynistic but im yet to see y'all call travis "tacky" or "corny"

[gio♡ @tayIorsel]

all the criticism that i’ve been seeing around t&t’s wedding made me realize that 1)people hate women because i haven’t seen travis’s name being mentioned anywhere 2)people are just bitter and unhappy with their own lives so they need to project that frustration onto someone

[miia @miiagarro]

men be like "i can't do this" and the this is just to communicate

[ivy ☁️ @cowboylikeivvy]

when paul performs at your wedding make sure to ask him to do another one

[miia @miiagarro]

men lie about the most findoutable shit like please go to hell

[Bipolar Barbie ❤️‍🔥 @tonedeafandh0t]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew hating Taylor Swift was rooted in misogyny and every day I’m proven right

[MSG @TheGarden]

it’s a love story

[‏ً @itsnwts]

And why do y’all act like ending up as a 40 year old single cat lady is the worst case scenario ?? My worst nightmare scenario is ending up as an undervalued mother and house wife to an incompetent man.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Hot take on the “women file for divorce more than men” debate:

Dude, if she used to book your dentist appointments for you, she knew she’d have to do the divorce paperwork, too.

[Nem @Nemzsi]

oh yeah im sure your last gf was a crazy psycho bitch with bpd and low self esteem and it had nothing to do with the way you treated her

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

Every girl should experience her own apartment, groceries in the fridge, candles lit, everything exactly how she wants it, and no man stressing her out. It really is a luxury experience.

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

Man: I murdered my wife and three kids because I thought she might leave me, but I don’t cry during movies, so therefore women are the more emotional sex.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

We have a trillionaire, and you're upset at people using SNAP to buy Chips Ahoy?

[kenz | cloud nash!!! 🩷☁️ @allthekenz]

taylor swift sells them out for days at a time

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....