El_Ashad

Chelsea FC || Protagonist.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

✨🇳🇱 OFFICIAL: Virgil van Dijk wins FIFA Man of the Match Award for Netherlands vs Japan.

[Will @willreyner]

Damn. And just like that it’s over.

A player written off by everyone who came back and became a fan favourite.

Will miss seeing him down our left hand side but now feels like the right time to give the spot to Jorrel Hato.

Wishing Cucurella all the best. Been a pleasure 💙

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

He recreated his own meme from 2022😭😭😂

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Go and read about $2 Billion arms deal or Dasukigate on Wikipedia, you will open mouth on how Sambo Dasuki and the cronies of the then president, Goodluck Jonathan shared monies meant to procure arms against insurgency.

Same Dasuki is the one Tinubu gave National honor. A known thief. A corrupt man to the core. That’s who Tinubu thought fit to be given National honor. Why is this man running this country like it belongs to Gang of Lagos?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Marc Cucurella deal is signed and sealed after surprising exclusive story earlier today.

Real Madrid to pay €55m fixed fee plus €5m add-ons as Chelsea allowed medical tests.

Cucurella, new Real Madrid player. 🇪🇸

Here we go, confirmed. ✅🇪🇸

[Last B 🦋 ✨ @Ony1nyechi]

It gets worse
Many Hausa people don’t know God’s name in Hausa, they always say it’s Allah, but it’s actually Ubangiji.

Islam really erased their identity.

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

The problem with Nigerians is you all actually think you have the same problem as Ghana , South Africa and co

We’re literally on the same level as Congo , South Sudan if not worse .

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Watching your husband grind daily for a child that is not his, is the darkest art form of evil.

[OB @CFC_OBED]

We crucified him for this tweet , I wouldn’t swap Enzo for Bouaddi tho but I understand why Felix Johnson now works for como as a scout

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Now you people are finally having the right conversation...

Let's see how long this newfound clarity lasts before the next distraction.

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Germany really spelt out Curaçao. That’s definitely not how you motivate a new team at their first World Cup 😂😭

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

if this man says “i hate you and your family” walai his supporters will still clap

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Saddam Husané vs Curacao:

0 Goals/Assists
0 Shots on Goal
1 Big Chance Missed
16 Possessions Lost

DID THE THINKABLE 💫💫💫

[Timmy✨🇦🇷 @teemeeey]

Every small thing ‘easily replaced’ that’s how we’ve spent over 300m on Mudryk, Sterling, Garnacho, Gittens. Just LW o and none of them is as good as Pulisic😂

[Remi @Miss_Oluremi]

I learnt this from my uncle.
He and his ex fiancé had issues. He went to her family house to plead with her.

Her parents were present, he went there with just his friend. Another heated argument started as they both narrated their sides of the story.

My uncle kept quiet because he was in the midst of his to-be in-laws. The girl continued running her mouth until she pointed a finger to my uncle and said, "eleyii naa."

That statement changed everything.

My uncle said, he stood up, thanked his ex parents, and told his friend to meet him in the car. He left.

Later, everyone pleaded with him later to forgive the girl. The girl too pleaded. They got back together, but he told the girl he'll never marry her.

She thought he would change his mind, so she got pregnant. He took care of the pregnancy and accepted the child. But he never married her.

Years later, he married someone else.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho does NOT want Ferland Mendy & Fran Garcia.

They are now ON THE MARKET! @jfelixdiaz

[SHAYEE 𒀭 @tier_1st]

Fabrizio Romano 🗣️"Enzo Fernández also. Two things that I’m looking at right now while I’m recording the video.

The first one, I’ve seen many of you sending me that Enzo Fernández liked the “here we go” of Marc Cucurella to Real Madrid.

So I just wanted to touch on this point Enzo Fernández giving a like to this. We will see what’s going to happen, the consequences of Enzo doing that.

Chelsea have already started the process, from what I understand, to find a new left back on the market. Chelsea have already started the process to find the right player to replace Marc Cucurella.."

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Álvaro Arbeloa, completing final details of the agreement to sign in as new Fulham head coach. ⚪️⚫️

[SIR CHUCHO 🎖️ @SirChucho]

I would’ve picked Igor Jesus instead of that farmer

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Real Madrid have reached an agreement to sign Chelsea full-back Marc Cucurella 🚨