Rob Watson

Disappointing since '87.

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@ExpectedChop Tier 1: Chapman.

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@DanOnGolfShow Nick Taylor = Armie Hammer

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I wonder if Native American kids in the Southwest get Sour Apache Kids for Halloween…

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Shout out to shoulder blades. Resilient bone. Never seen anyone with a shoulder blade in a cast.

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Rescheduling my dermatology appointment until I have my late summer body.

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Every day is Ash Wednesday when you have eczema.

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I was so bad in 2024, that instead of stuffing my stocking with coal, Santa stuffed my ureter with kidney stones.

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In defense of the other reindeer, they thought his name was ADOLF.

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Went for a run today and my phone switched to driving mode, and I think that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

[Rob Watson @AshamedWatson]

Every day is Ash Wednesday when you have eczema.