When you comment in an all girls group on a post about "what's your artistic hobbies" on Facebook saying how you make "pet" collars and your relative comments asking if you can make one for her cat.
Haha... Whoops
*Goes to try clothes on in store*
*Carrying clothes in a heap instead of being organized*
*Apologizes to female changing room attendant for being a hot mess*
Her: It's okay.. but next time I'll have to punish you..
Me: *internally screams in bisexual*