Ash 💜🗑

idk, man. Very stressed & tired Nice Person™.
Separate acct from professional!me due to oversharing & dumb shit.
(she/they)

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

Two-a-days but instead of the gym it's my vibrator.

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

@KristiNoem [Lies to the public who watched videos of multiple angles and saw with their own eyes that a man helping a woman who was shoved by masked agents was disarmed, beaten, and shot multiple times in broad daylight with witnesses]

@NRA:

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

@DHSgov Murderers. Liars. Kidnappers. Rapists.

That's who you are.
That's who YOU employ.
Then you type up your little lies and expect the people whose constitutional rights you infringe upon DAILY to take it as gospel.

Eat shit and have the day you deserve.

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

@NRA

[Unite4Vets @Unite4Vets]

Americans know the National Guard. The National Guard are your neighbors. They are members of your community. When deployed, they are there to help the community, not harm them.

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

@CBSNews What a bitch.

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

Conservative extremists will make 19 the age of adulthood for gender-affirming care while lowering the age of child labor and consent.

An 18yo isn't an adult unless they want to fuck them. Then 14 is okay.

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

Do you think we could get Musk's ketamine prescriber to do the world a huge solid?

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

@woebegonefred It's the dumbest! 🥰
I am simply grateful I'm not shitting myself.

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

I've been sick for about six weeks or so due to a combination of side effects from meds and prolonged stress that wrecked my body, creating a cycle of ill that feeds into each other, and lemme tell you I am OVER it.

Can't sleep because nausea.

I travel for work next week.

😭

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

I made cinnamomomomnmn rolls.

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

I was, in fact, A Delight—but I survived! 🙌🏻

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

I need ALL the thoughts and prayers the nation has to muster. I've had Mystery Illness for a month that has escalated to random vomiting this week, and I'm sitting in a coffee shop with one bathroom stall waiting on someone I'm having a meeting with and I'm feeling Queasy. 🫠

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

Good news is I'm always too nauseous to eat so it's mostly dry heaving but that's still upsetting for everyone.
I need this meeting to be quick.
How do I not be A Delight?

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

@appalachianthot WHAT

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

90 days or less, and I bet this gets a fun new meaning.

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

Also Professional!Me.

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

Listen I'm going to be doing some angry, feral organizing as soon as I get this transitional home set up and do some heart happy, loving work so I'm going to The Good Place where I might be less likely to suffer an aneurysm bc my chest pains are getting concerning.

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

Saturday, I'm heading out to Seattle until Thanksgiving to live at the Q'House and prep for our first residents. This is the perfect break from reality and heart happy work I need before I go absolutely feral and exhaust myself organizing.

[Ash 💜🗑 @AshcanWalnut]

I've sat in rooms with members of congress and, as of this week, the goddamned president, and I always wonder how the fuck I got there. Meanwhile, these appointees... I wish I had a fraction of these imbeciles' confidence.