Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH}

Resident opossum. I just exist and do things. Opossum things. 🔞 NO MINORS, GO AWAY 🔞

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

It’s been almost a year, so here’s my obligatory “I’m still alive” post. It’s been….something. A lot happened, a lot is still happening, but you know. I’m still here. Avoiding social media like the plague. Anyway. Back off into the void I go.

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

And go ahead and tell your husband on me, I’m not about to argue with a customer who is already angry that I told him I needed a copy of a driver’s license. Fuck you.

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

This woman has some audacity thinking it’s okay to be calling and texting me about work shit ON MY DAY OFF. I don’t care, I’m not on the clock, you can fuck right off with thinking it’s okay to do that shit. I was not happy when she called, and expressed as much with my tone.

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

@Stray_Kids Would have loved to buy this, but PayPal was not available and I can’t risk my bank card info again when I use it regularly for gas and bills. Maybe next time, though~ to everyone that got it- may or arrive safely and may you enjoy~

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

How does one pop a rib back into place? Asking for a friend (myself).

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

My sister: Don’t get attached to 9S, it’s gonna hurt.
Me: TOO LATE 🙃

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

Eeeeeyyyy I’ve migrated, but ya know. Been using my spare time to play Nier Automata, so still not active ahaha so there’s that. Anywho. Only keeping this to keep up with SKZ and stuff.

https://t.co/KbRfYCv39r

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

Talking like they know how the government works, when in reality, they have no clue what they’re talking about.

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

Living in the south really makes the idea of “government should be a required course for high school graduation” settle in because these old men….whew

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

@lichgremlin Oh, also stalking me for over a year because he was mad that I wanted nothing to do with him after xD

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

@lichgremlin Resentment and trust issues from being ghosted for two whole weeks before he ended it. Best day ever 😂 I was so relieved when he did, but man. Can’t trust anyone anymore xD

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

Me, definitely cheating at finding koroks because I can 😂

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

My sister said that one of my friends smiles like a psycho and I knew exactly who it was and I’m like BROOOOO 😂😂😂

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

I kept seeing that shiatsu neck and back massager all over the clock app and bought it. It arrived today and omg the people weren’t wrong lol it hurts so much working through the knots and right now? My neck and shoulders don’t hurt anymore. Worth it~

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

@lichgremlin Still over 80° here and I neeeeeeeed sweater weather 🙃

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

@lichgremlin Me, a southwestern bean living in the south now, knows that cheez wiz does not go on a Philly 😭

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

@lichgremlin aka why I’m no longer an avid movie goer ;;; after the disappointment that was The Temple, I’m wary of watching new horror movies 😂

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

Even though my sister and I don’t always get along, she’s the best when it comes to grabbing the cinnamoroll merch and holding onto it until I get there or buying it for me 😂 almost all of the plushies in my bed are cinnamoroll~

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

@lichgremlin I need it 😂

[Ashe {ALIEN ON THIS EARTH} @Ashe0714]

Caden: what were those passes called again?
Me: get out of jail free?
Lisa: -busts out laughing-