Ashen Xenos

✝️ Shidder and poaster.

[Ashen Xenos @AshenXenos]

Genuinely, I don't know what to tell you. I feel like I got got the last chopper (good woman) out of 'Nam (the modern relationship space).

Not to say it's actually hopeless, but I sympathize with how rough it is out there.

[Ashen Xenos @AshenXenos]

Everyone always gets uppity about Boomer/Gen X dating advice because it's outdated at best, outright bad at worst. And you shouldn't listen to women, especially online women, either.

Well I can assure you, as a recently married Zoomer man, I don't have any advice either.

[Ashen Xenos @AshenXenos]

@klipledge Ignore what women say about just about anything (especially if they're online) and ask them out anyways.

This meme is also accurate:

[Ashen Xenos @AshenXenos]

This is called "real life."

[AndrewBroiled @AndrewBroiled]

Cute girls doing cute things implies the existence of ugly girls doing ugly things

[Ashen Xenos @AshenXenos]

I know this is parody account but they are indistguishable from the people that are actually like this. Even the most absurd things the parodies post sometimes don't compare to what the irl equivalents do.

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Finally updated this gross old basement

[Local Historian @LMFHistorian]

County GOP guy I know decently well wants to run for local office next year (treasurer, assessor, that kind of level). He's 55ish & runs his own professional business. The party honchos, in their 70's & 80's, refer to him as a young man & openly criticize his lack of experience.

[Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ | Space Crusader Vtuber @HMBohemond]

"I'm telling you, we need to support the Redcoats and the Crown in order to help defeat Washington. Only after that can everything burn down and we truly rebuild."

[Ashen Xenos @AshenXenos]

I’ve noticed at the gym that all dumbbells 50lbs or more stay organized. Curious!

[Ashen Xenos @AshenXenos]

This is, theoretically, a perfect format for something like this. Unfortunately, SCP is gay af and has been for some time and its modern filmmakers handling it so this will almost certainly be laughably bad.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A ‘V/H/S’ movie based in the SCP Foundation universe is in the works.

The film will follow anthology stories of “recovered field documentation” or video evidence gathered & archived by the organization.

In theaters in 2027.

[HakureiRyan @HakureiRyan]

This is because of 1 singular demographic btw but since the 1960s we're not allowed to address it directly so we have to punish all teenagers.

[ElectionMapsIF @ElectionMapsIF]

Establishment republicans will see this, look you in the eyes, and tell you that brown people are "natural conservatives" unlike those "entitled" young White men

[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

Remember, you could not hold George Washington’s political views today without being called a “Nazi.”

He believed:

- Women shouldn’t vote
- Only Whites could be citizens
- Nations should submit to Christ
- Birthright citizenship was sinful
- Only men could hold political office

[Ashen Xenos @AshenXenos]

@rellikpaul15 So you're not American then. Get out.

[𖤓 @Lionspectre]

Watching England beat Mexico as an American is like watching our older brother we became estranged from finally meet our new adopted brother we didn’t ask for, and he decides to violently beat the shit out of him for no reason, and we suddenly remember; we really are brothers.

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

The death penalty is good and the Pope is wrong about migrants and I will remain just as Catholic today as I was yesterday.

All the Left wing Catholics are able to live like this. Why shouldn't the Right Wing Catholics?

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Right wing catholics will purity spiral if you say one bad thing about the pope and tell you to leave the church if you hate him so much, meanwhile left wing catholics disagree with 90% of church teachings and stubbornly remain anyway and slowly take over.

This pattern is COMMON

[C.Jay Engel 🌲 @contramordor]

Conservatives will say things like “the founders would be firing muskets by now” and then see a peaceful march of modern advocates of the founders original vision and angrily disavow them as cowardly feds.

They want the Disney version of retaking our country (they actually don’t want to retake it, they just want the 90s back).

[Mark Gustav @MarcusGustavus]

The reason I know the Patriot Front aren't feds is that they actually helped Appalachians after the hurricane in 2024. Feds will never go out of their way to help White people.

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

Patriot Front is obviously a federal op intended to demonize the right as a group made up of physically fit, well disciplined, and patriotic young men. Nice try, FBI! Everyone knows that REAL conservatives are fat cowardly slobs who love gay rights and Martin Luther King.