Dillys

[Dillys @AsherDS_]

Sabinus reminds me of the John Okafor movies we watched growing up 😂😂

[Dillys @AsherDS_]

One of the greatest songs that I've ever listened to is "Superman" by Casper Nyovest.

[ثامر الغالي @alghali]

يوتيوب تعلن عن اتاحة نقل جميع مباريات كأس العالم 2026 على قناة FOXOne في اليوتيوب

التعليق سيكون باللغة الانجليزية .. احفظ الرابط عندك قد تحتاجه اذا هنق اشتراكك 😅

[YouTube @YouTube]

48 nations. One trophy. Infinite can’t-miss moments. 🌎⚽️

From opening kick to the final. The FIFA World Cup 2026™ is live on @FOXOne, now available with YouTube. https://t.co/ttzzBcYLV0

[P-boi (I hate APC and Tinubu with my life) @adesina_peace]

Thank God for social media!😂😭

I was applying for something this evening and I didn't know that I'd be needing my WAEC certificate(I've not collected it since I left secondary school)
I just remembered that someone posted something about it months ago, I searched for it, followed the process, paid and got it immediately.

Thank you for this.
Because of you, I was able to complete my application tonight.

[Dillys @AsherDS_]

Fiverr...upwork...

[Ifeanyi ifebi @Nnewi300]

NOUN certificates are accepted globally. Please attend the university if you are working and fending for yourself.

[Taofeek Amuda @balinga2025]

@Nnewi300 I recently graduated from NOUN Jan 2026 and got a job with an I.T company in Lagos. BSc Business Administration 4.13 CGPA. Make nobody gaslight you oo, No discrimination anywhere, just graduate with good grades.

[Dillys @AsherDS_]

😂😂😂😂

[Gbemisola Taiwo @MisolaofJesus]

“You forgot to complete your order”

Baba mi, I did not forget o.
Ori mi ti pe.

[Javarevisited @javarevisited]

Some guy at the gym every morning 6am.
He takes the 45lb plates, all of them.
He loads one bar and he does one rep and sits for 20 minutes.
Then unloads and he leaves, he does this everyday.
We hated him, and nicknamed him the plate dragon.

People started coming in at 5:45 to beat him. He'd just wait smiling and he would take them at 6.
One rep, sit then leaves.
I finally asked him Bro what are you doing?

He says, "Physical therapy."
Shows me his arm and he has a nasty scar. Shoulder rebuilt.
"Doctor said one rep at full weight daily or the muscle dies."
"Sitting is because I'II pass out if I stand."
Next day I helped him load the bar.
Next week three of us would help him.
Now 6am is "help Dave not die" club.
He brings protein muffins.
We don't call him plate dragon anymore.

We judge routines without knowing the reason behind them. Respect changed that whole gym.

[ifyyyyyyy @ifffyyyyyyy]

Hi guys. People in PH, if I say ill do market and supermarket runs would you patronize me? ( dear algorithm, push this to ph people please.)

[Dillys @AsherDS_]

😂😂😂😂

[Dillys @AsherDS_]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[AREWA LOST SON @kinghenzee]

@elonmusk APC keh?

[Miracle Tamuno-Miebaka Tamunoene @tamunoM1]

Dear ladies in Port Harcourt, if you have good clothes you no longer need and would like to donate, please feel free to comment or send me a DM. I have people in my community who will truly appreciate them. Thank you so much.

[Dillys @AsherDS_]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Prestigious @Prestigious_Gt]

Some years ago, one of my guys called to borrow £700, saying it was very urgent. I didn’t have the money, so I took an overdraft from Lloyds to send it to him. I told myself I’d just pay the interest, they charged £0.90 daily. He borrowed it for a month.

When he sent the money back, I didn’t even tell him it was an overdraft. He just returned the £700, and I used my own money to clear the interest.

So I asked, “What did you even use the money for that it was so urgent?”

What he said blew my mind. He said: “I took an overdraft and didn’t want to pay interest until my next salary, so I needed £700 to avoid the charges till I got paid.”

In my head, I nearly went mad. Me, I took an overdraft to help someone clear their overdraft. Truly, I am daft. 💔

[Dillys @AsherDS_]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

My young grandson called the other day to wish me happy birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 77.

He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, did you start at 1?

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

do the work.
do it well, please.
let them complain about other things, but not the quality of your work.

[Dillys @AsherDS_]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[A Proud Deplorable (2) @justmeagain34]

When I first started dating my wife, I asked her when was her birthday. She said March 1st.

So I walked around the room and asked her again.

[Dillys @AsherDS_]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Unhinged @unhingedfeed]

Bro cracked the algorithm 💀

[Dillys @AsherDS_]

😂😂😂😂

[Iyalaya @lollylarry1]

Wait! Have you laughed today?

If no, watch this 🤣