Welcome to living in the UK
Public transport expensive and shite
Housing expensive and shite
Council tax expensive and shite
Gas electric and water expensive and shite
The government expensive and shite
Country’s on its arse
Imagine not inviting the most successful businessman in the world to an investment summit aimed at boosting Britain because he said something you didn’t like
The kids are in charge
Whole of the uk talking about Molly Mae and Tommy Fury breaking up but Rizzle Kicks just teased new music? Can everyone please get their priorities straight, we used to be a proper country