Ashish Lakhotia

Beware, so long as you shall live, of judging men by their outward appearance...

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

Technical Issue at the Bhoot Bangla premier show at South City, Kolkata 🤦🏻‍♂️
30 mins past the show time and the screen is still blank.
No update from @INOXMovies as well.
🫠🫠🫠
#BhootBangla #Inox #PVRInox

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

Not sure if KKR is playing T20 or a test match. How can you have Rahane scoring 8 runs from 10 balls in the powerplay. What even is this team lol?

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

@RailwaySeva @drmljn Thank you for quick response.
The dirty toilet complaint was looked into immediately and cleaned straight away.

We must appreciate a good job, when we criticise for something bad.

Kudos Indian Railways for the prompt response and service.

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

Absolutely pathetic experience at Prayagraj Station with Vande Bharat train 22550.
Departure: 3:15 PM, current Time: 3:05 PM, but doors not open yet.
Whats the point of booking a premium EC ticket when this is the pathetic service we get?
@irctc_app @RailMinIndia @RailwaySeva

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

@theswapnilsri So your sister booked the tickets by misspelling her name, and you are blaming the airline?

We yelled at the staff and got it done.
Bravo, yelled at others for your mistake. Bet it made you feel real big…

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

@fesshole Wait your bed doesn’t normally have a blanket?

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

#ManUtd are lining up against Leeds with SIX (6!) defenders and a two Holding Midfielders 🤣🤣🤣
What even is this club anymore man 💔

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

@jackfriks

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

@premierleague @ManUtd Drama? They barely reacted to the goals how are you seeing any drama there?

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

@thevirdas Badam Barfi and Kaju Katli.
Sit this one out man, you half Americans don’t know shit about our sweets 🫤

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

@pratyush_no7 He made NINE(!) runs, what the fuck is wrong with people like you?

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

How much net worth before spouting such bullshit on social media?

[A K Mandhan @A_K_Mandhan]

No iPhone before 15 L networth.
No car before 50 L networth.
No house before 1 Cr networth.

3 simple rules for financial peace.

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

@henrywinter We live in a world where £110M for ALEXANDER ISAK(!!!) is called disrespectful 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

@Big_A_Santiago Amputate a limb every week…

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

@FadeAwayMedia Shitty camera work took away from the moment 😞

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

@Prateek34381357 The funniest thing happened with me.
I was in my friends EV and we were stopped by the traffic police who started asking for every paper and then started yelling at us for not having PUC.
He couldn’t get it in his head we were in an EV.

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

Listen, understand, amplify!

[Nikita @Nikita02sharma]

This says the truth of two countries no matter how many lies they say.
Well said @prvkhvr
#JaiBhavani 🇮🇳
#Jaihind #operationsindoor

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

But why is Mycroft Holmes introducing the Fantastic Four?

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

@KKRiders yaar match nahi toh kam se kam toss toh jeet lo ek baar.

[Ashish Lakhotia @Ashish3389]

Utter cowardice from Dhoni. 🙅🏻‍♂️
Sending Ash ahead of himself 😂😂😂