Ashley Stewart

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

@1Xtra get news beat off get the tunes back on

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

You don’t get a much better strike on the ball than that 😂

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

@panter_2003 Yes yes pants! All the best

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

@LzAllen I’m glad he did

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

@LzAllen Dickhead gal

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

🙃🙃

[beIN SPORTS @beINSPORTS_EN]

Luis Díaz had a goal chalked off by VAR.

@richardajkeys and Andy Gray take a closer look...

#beINPL #TOTLIV

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

Spurs are wank .. the celebrations after are worse 😂

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

@MattWallace888 @EndWokeness What’s the race matter Wallace you weapon

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

@LDotLTweets @RossMonkeyH You’ll love it once you get started

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

@RossMonkeyH @LDotLTweets One more year 👀

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

@CLoGreeno @clinttorres21 @utdcos @UCLFanZone Clint don’t like badgers

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

Is this Jude Bellingham or Alex Hunter?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Jude Bellingham: “I was sold when Real Madrid came to my house to meet us. It was huge because they were great with my family, they didn’t try to manipulate them”. ⚪️✨ #RealMadrid

“It was great moment, goosebumps… you dream of that moments as a kid!”.

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

@Danporter08 @AfcHackleton @NeneLeague @NPTNFootball CTRL + C - CTRL + P 😂

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

@Danporter08 @AfcHackleton @NeneLeague @NPTNFootball Just reading reports ��🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

@LDotLTweets 😂😂😂

[Ashley Stewart @AshJBash]

@FightHaven Should of slapped his little ginger head off

[EnGee @_EnGee]

Something tells me Anthony Gordon isn’t at Everton training because I’ve just seen him filling his car up in Newcastle🤣

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Duncan Ferguson is now a fully fledged eco-warrior.

“The earth is warming up isn’t it!”

What a glorious link this is.