Ashley Albert

Send me to the ocean 🖤

*thoughts and opinions are my own*

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

We’re now one full year into the tech layoffs and we’re still not in a recession…why?

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

Ever heard of the Jones Act? See how it’s affecting Puerto Rico. https://t.co/Wmrpd9OLSs

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

@BeeRandyyy 🤢

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

Y’all better pay these writers so I have TV to watch! 😡

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

As someone who has hosted dozens of events, I felt so bad for the @Netflix team tonight. That was/is a horrible outcome to what I’m sure was months of hard work to put together. When things go awry, cut people some slack and let them figure it out.

[Netflix @netflix]

To everyone who stayed up late, woke up early, gave up their Sunday afternoon… we are incredibly sorry that the Love is Blind Live Reunion did not turn out as we had planned. We're filming it now and we'll have it on Netflix as soon as humanly possible. Again, thank you and sorry.

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

Six weeks till #albezandforever! Hope @WilfredoJPerez is enjoying his bach party in Costa Rica. 💕

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

One of the worst decisions I made in the wedding process was using @marriott for our room block. My goodness. So glad I’m up *another* night worrying about this. 😒 #upsince3am

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

I just saw a tweet where someone said they gave up drinking six months ago and replaced that pastime with running. I gave up drinking in 2019. I have no good habits as a result. I’m salty. Where do people find the motivation?!

[nikki bazzani @mrscoffee]

that’s why we’re here
to love
and to be loved

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

@popitforp My mentee this summer shared this with me: https://t.co/agKUf4DbFg

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

@popitforp This is a good idea. I like this for us.

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

Why he remembers this, but not arguably important information should be a case study. I love him anyway.

[Wilfredo J Perez @WilfredoJPerez]

@OMG_ITS_FatFat 📺 ESPN Channel 3
📺 MTV Channel 22
📺 Nickelodeon Channel 41
📺 BET Channel 56
📺 The Box until 11pm / Squiggly Lines after 11pm Channel 96
📺 Disney Channel 98

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

Confession #2: My biggest a-ha ��� in Nov./Dec. 2022 was that I don’t have to comment/reply to every text that comes into my group chats. That mess was stressing me out. 💆🏾‍♀️

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

Confession: my feed is full of sports, but I don’t watch sports so most of my feed I don’t understand. 😂

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

@WilfredoJPerez This feels like it would be perfect for my fifth Coachella 🤩

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

@BeeRandyyy 🤣😂🤣

[lilkvert🖤 @kkromorr]

did anyone else live 2 completely different lives in 1 year.. January-July was completely different life than July-December 😂

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

@chrystalkaye @WilfredoJPerez I rallied! Done now!!

[Ashley Albert @Ashley_Albert]

Wakes up and tells @WilfredoJPerez we should prep for Thanksgiving tonight so tomorrow is easier. Gets to 8:30 PM and sits on couch actively avoiding the kitchen while Wil starts prepping 🥴.