Ashley Ferrell

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

@AkilahObviously Hey! Unrelated to this tweet, but I'm not very good at Twitter. Just heard you've left my favorite midnight podcast. Wanted to thank you for the news and the chuckles--love your attitude and humor. All the best!

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

via @NYTimes has a bagel critic. My high school guidance counselor definitely steered me in the wrong direction. https://t.co/Q4U7xNQrNT

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

@ClearHeatVision Thanks a ton for coming! It was so good to see you!

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

@hodakotb @elmo @hbomax My kids are huge fans of “You Are My Happy” and couldn’t believe you were real and on Elmo’s show. They want to go to New York after coronavirus to meet you. :)

[Reggie Aqui @reggieaqui]

1. PGE says up to 600,000 people could lose power across the state starting tomorrow.
2. Tells us to go to a website to see who is affected.
3. Website is down

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

Right after deciding to cut of power to 800K people is not a great time to discover you need a little more server power... #pge #poweroutages

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

@jonlovett: @SenWarren can chill for 4 hours worth of selfies in NYC. What are you doing for your San Jose fans after the show? #Lovett2020

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

Who keeps coughing over the opening statements? Is that a scratchy throat or a devious strategy? #DemDebate

[LAPD HQ @LAPDHQ]

Yes, another #earthquake. Reminder, only use 911 for emergencies. 877-ASK-LAPD for non emergencies in the City of LA. The LAPD will be working with our city partners to ensure everyone’s safety in the City of Los Angeles.

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

@RepAdamSchiff did a great job tonight on tambourine!

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

Fathers Day so far:
V (joyfully): let’s do bubbles and boomerangs at the park!
V (5 minutes after arriving): I got the boomerang stuck in a tree
V (1 minute later): I got the bubble stick stuck in a tree trying to save the boomerang.
Now we’re going home.

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

@alexanderbasek @MalloryRubin Was this announced? That would be awesome!

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

@MalloryRubin Binge Mooooooooode! (Please)

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

@ClearHeatVision @tarebear You misspelled Warriors... 😛

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

Dear Procrastinator-Dads-of-Twitter: It's not too late to give your lady an unforgettable Mothers Day. Mercifully, @eatpuesto takes reservations. Their margs and tacos are certified mom-pleasers. Thank me later.

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

@MalloryRubin @binge_mode @netw3rk I love that in a podcast with “binge” literally in the title, you have spent 2.5 hours talking about an 80-minute GoT episode. Thank you for your service. 👑

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

@netw3rk Why is the newly anointed “Ser Brienne *of* Tarth” not simply “Ser Brienne Tarth?” #asktheMaester

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

Jane Bolin was the first African-American female judge in the US when she was sworn in in 1939. #FamousJanes

[Caroline Siede @CarolineSiede]

Samwell: My dog, Pongo?
Daenerys: Run over by a carriage.
Samwell: My goldfish, Goldie?
Daenerys: Eaten by the cat.
Samwell: My cat?
Daenerys: Choked on the goldfish.

[Ashley Ferrell @AshleyAFerrell]

10/10 would subscribe

[Mallory Rubin @MalloryRubin]

In which @katiebakes imagines an alternate timeline where #Cersei is "a top-notch mommy blogger": https://t.co/ZtcN7kPoKa