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[. @vashonnd_]

I’m so sick of college dawg, every time I turn my fucking head, it’s something due

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I can’t believe a human can do this..

I pulled a hammy hopping out of the shower this morning..

[James @CaucasianJames]

how rich are the wiggles do they drive teslas

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Almost just posted a Snapchat story of the sunset and then I remembered that literally no one gives the slightest fuck

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

You’re crying over a guy who still doesn’t know how to write a proper thesis statement

[James @CaucasianJames]

staying in tonight. everyone is super upset. literally every single bar is calling me begging me to come out. even the hot chili’s bartender just tried facetiming me

[Chase @chaselyons]

every kid that learned the fast part to Rap God in middle school is a criminal now

[James @CaucasianJames]

i can’t even lie i’m looking to get a lil silly tonight

[Space Cowboy Miggity @MicDeWayne]

When I get on the AUX and nobody fucking with my music but me

[ashley @loneIymood]

nobody:

me:

[James @CaucasianJames]

are the kids from jon and kate plus 8 vaping yet

[italia @italialunny]

my biggest flex to this day is that i picked a normal username for snapchat when i was 13

[gabriel black @sbgabrielblack]

hell is where i dreamt of u and woke up alone

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

this vegan shit easy

[Sommer Ray @SommerRay]

i wish i could relive some moments over & over again