the hermit:

Main Character so they mad.

[the hermit: @AshleyDoe]

Imagine placing an order under the pressure of your mother and niece being stuck in Jamaica after #hurricanemelissa and within 4 minutes you realize the date is wrong. Yes it’s my error but under 5mins I can’t get a full refund??
CUSTOMER SERVICE IS WILD @flairairlines do better

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

My friend told me today how her ex never helped clean the house so she told him she was getting a house cleaner and he paid for it every month for FOUR YEARS and the whole time it was just her cleaning it herself 💀💀

[🦋 @leftunsents]

depression isn't just crying, laying in bed and faking a smile. It's also being really mean to the people you love, not feeling real, intrusive thoughts, anxiety, panic attacks, having no energy to respond to anyone and having a hard time keeping loved ones in your life

[kim ᯽ @therealkimj]

that’s probably what anybody would think after purchasing a house together but maybe that’s just me

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

I don't care if it's legal where you live or not, if you call the police on your neighbors because you smell weed, you an asshole.

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

i hate how everybody act like we not supposed to feel no type of way about anything

[I. @Iifeofisaiah]

Need to simply put men like this down. Forget the due process, forget the bureaucracy, they shouldn’t be allowed to potentially harm like this ever again

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

if u offer me a sincere apology & change ur behavior, I'll never bring up our past issues again. But if no apology was given and ur still repeating mistakes, u can't ask me to stop mentioning the past. The "past" is actually the present if u haven't changed.

[Sola 🇨🇦 @SolaTheAnalyst]

Dollarama selling things for $5 is the greatest betrayal in Canadian history.

[Josiah @josiahjdp]

My sister-in-law had called from a resort and begged me to feed her dog, so I came with dog food, treats, and a spare key she told me to use. But no dog ran to the door. No barking. No movement. Just a hot, perfect house with empty bowls in the kitchen and one locked guest room at the end of the hallway.

When I turned the key, my five-year-old nephew was curled on the floor, too weak to stand, clutching his green dinosaur. He looked up at me and whispered, “Mom said you wouldn’t come.”…...

[Laiiyylaa @Laiiyylaa]

i swear depression gives you brain damage. No cap. Like, i feel like i’ve lost so much brain capacity after the really, really bad depressive episodes i’ve had in the past few years. My memory is so, so, so bad now. i can’t recall anything. i feel so dumb all of the time…

[the hermit: @AshleyDoe]

When they finally understand it’ll be too late.

[Slick Media ⚡️ @SlickmediaX]

Leave black people alone campaign. Jake Lang come get your Son.

[NancyH @NancyH_60]

When your dog thinks he’s the king of the jungle… but the goat, cat, or squirrel has other plans 😂🐶💥
From epic stare-downs to zoomie chaos and total fails, dogs vs the animal kingdom never disappoints! Who’s winning in your house — the dog or the ‘prey’? Drop your funniest pet battle stories below!
Tag your dog mom/dad crew!

[ripx4nutmeg @ripx4nutmeg]

Bodycam footage has just been released of police visiting an American campus last year following the report of a car theft.

Unfortunately for them, the first person they meet is a cross-dressing student, who throws repeated and aggressive tantrums over his gender identity.

[the hermit: @AshleyDoe]

@VLUTHERR Drop some flyers!!

[ᥫ᭡ 𝑩𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒉 ᥫ᭡ @_HerMajestee]

Right after I bought my dream house, my husband casually informed me that his parents and newly divorced sister would be moving in.
When I objected, he looked me dead in the eye and said, “This house belongs to me.”
A few hours later, he returned with all three of them. By then, the house was nearly empty.

[Solar Flare @solarflare001]

Was at a rave high as fuck on mushrooms and when the fog machines came on my Jewish friend clutched his Star of David necklace and said “Omg it’s the chambers” and that really fucked with my trip

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Lolol! She has a boyfriend.