Ashley Hammon

[şöyle bir sakinlik @soylebisakinlik]

forever in awe of willows

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

1.5 million people skipping work and crashing the economy to commit fictional crime

[Queen-E 💕 @2PrettyinPink]

Are we not using both ?!?!

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

a little "we can leave friday & come back sunday" trip would be nice rn

[brandi 🦋 @daysevermore]

carrie ann, you had the chance to do the funniest thing and you did #DWTS

[lucy🍒🌸•.•. @_1ucy_a]

And it’s never the ugly pairs of earrings that get lost it’s always the ones u like most

[Mr.Grimes 🇵🇷 @itsmrgrim3s]

Your grandma was a squirter that’s why her furniture was covered in plastic 😭

[None @none_ofbusiness]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE WHOLE ENTIRE INTERNET’S HACKED LMAO?????

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i could survive the electric chair . i think the electric currents through my brain might actually make me normal

[Nye $ @thef1owergirl]

preserved forever roses r innn 😍💕

[Heated Rep🔥rts @heatedreports]

🚨#BREAKING: A One-Mile Evacuation Ordered Following Massive Chemical Leak, Sending Thick Toxic Smoke Into the Air as Air Quality Index Reaches 805

📌#Toledo | #Ohio

At this time a one-mile evacuation has been ordered in Toledo, Ohio, following a massive hazardous chemical leak at a steel tubing manufacturing facility. The leak has released thick plumes of potentially toxic smoke into the surrounding atmosphere Exposure to the chemical may cause respiratory problems, eye irritation, and lung irritation, with reports of symptoms extending beyond the designated evacuation zone. Traffic cameras have captured massive plumes of smoke reportedly visible from approximately six miles away from the incident site. Air quality readings have reportedly reached an extremely hazardous AQI level of 805, raising concerns about potential exposure for residents outside the immediate evacuation area. Residents in surrounding communities are urged to follow emergency instructions and avoid exposure to the smoke as the situation continues to develop.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I saw someone say they miss when the internet was a library and not a store and I’ll be damned if that’s not the realest thing I’ve seen all year.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Remember when iPhones first came out and apps were just like...fake zippo lighters and like fake beer drinking apps and stuff. God what a moment in history

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

hey sorry to ask but are you fucking stupid

[GUNNER @gunnerbdv]

I be hittin that mf roundabout so hard I be ina passenger seat

[momin @mominasir99]

officially that time of the year when it feels amazing to sleep and absolutely horrible to wakeup and get out of bed

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult

[cianna @realslimsh4dy]

They’ll put an AI assistant up your ass if you’re not careful