Ashhole_Marie

idk

[DEEgitalDiva💿 @THEEDeezumaki]

We, collectively, as a society, DON’T have time for this right now

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

The bible says “the pain u feel now cannot be compared to the joy that is coming😩😩

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

When Tommy Pickles said, “I don’t want SPONSERBILERIES no more!!” I felt that.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[aleX @ALEXAGY0]

Rent is high.. Gas is high. Grocery prices are high. So why shouldn't I be high?

[DEONDRE @StayLitDre]

So y’all called Klay a square when y’all saw him being a decent dude to his girl, but he a real nigga when he cheat? Please explain that to me

[jynx @miiagarro]

next month is may, may every man stfu

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Sexy @Dereka_ink]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[😼 @dutchessprim]

You know shit is fked when we’re all defending the Catholic Church.

[Hacienda Nápoles Hippos @285Slim]

Hell Offset might owe me some money now that I think about it

[Covie @covie_93]

Low-key jealous of the four astronauts who left the planet today.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

[Michael Krieger @LibertyBlitz]

If there’s an attack on American soil and the U.S. government blames Iran, but Iran denies it, I will 100% believe Iran over our own government. And I think most Americans will do the same.

Putting the spooks on notice.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The U.S has been at war for 230 out of its 250 years of existence and they got the audacity to call everyone else “terrorists” LOL

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

THEY BROKE THE ARM OF A VETERAN FOR PROTESTING THIS IDIOTIC WAR.

THEY DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT VETERANS.

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’d prefer my country not be a place where a woman needs more paperwork to vote than a man needs to buy a gun.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Second horrible Super Bowl in a row for guys named Drake