Just standing here trying not to loose my shit as I wait for my daughter to make her tik tok…we going are on 20min ….in the movie theater bathroom…. This prooves I am not made for influencing.
Morning radio in Miami has hit a new low today,there’s nothing to listen to in this long ass commute.
Now @1043theshark is gone, no more alternative music. Goodbye @AshleyO2Go , it was a nice run 🙌
You know you’re a Floridian when you’re standing in a pile of inflatable spiders and plastic pumpkins prepping for a hurricane in the rain and it doesn’t strike you as unusual at all.
Pro tip: to avoid the other moms at baseball sit in the seat directly in the sun. You’ll get a good sweat in and avoid all social interaction while they fight for the shade and something to talk about.
Every morning this week @AshleyO2Go has your chances to get in to see Dave Matthews Band this Memorial Day weekend at @ithinkfiamp.
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