Ashley S

I don't know your life, but I'm trying to improve it.

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

"Why does DJ Khalid have the same style as my grandma?"-@juliabrook_ #theone

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

That awkward moment when you try to text "restaurant" and you say "5". @Payton_Goins

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

Watching The Pacifier. Vin Diesel has a gadget that tracks the kids...just wait til 2017, Snapchat will tell you that. 💁🏼#beontrend

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

"Don't take candy from strangers."-mom 1990s
"Ok, I'm just gonna take this full meal from a guy in a running car."-me 2017 #ubereats

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

"Thank you."-Me
"You're my pleasure."-@brookes1117 ...first day working at #ChickFilA 😂

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

"I spent too much on this purse, but it's such a beautiful patchwork denim pattern. What more could you ask for?"-customer in 2017

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

Once I bit @krampinmystyle's finger cuz I thought it was BBQ. #TexasProbs

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

"Me and Ryan are homegirls."-Julia. @RyanConn1 @Payton_Goins

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

"We're paperless now! Saving trees!"-me
"How does that save trees?"-man
"Paper is made from trees"-me
"I didn't know that!"-very serious man

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

My dad had a conniption & made my mom change the light bulbs that are spiraled because "they remind [him] of Obama."

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

"Who is the strongest?"-Mom at the nail salon...cuz she wants her callouses GONE. "We are all strong!"-confused nail lady #motherknowsbest

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

I've eaten car wash soap and a spider today...and I'm not sure which one I'm less ok with. #help

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

Oops....I recorded the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade in Spanish. 🙈#losiento

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

I forgot when Daylight Savings Time ends I have to use a flashlight both to and from work. 😅 #cabinfever #ladyofthenight

[relatable @byreIatable]

when the weight of the world is coming down on u but ur tryna make the best of it

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

"Not a Malibu. The Corona!"-customer
"A Corolla."-me
"NO A CORONA!!"-customer
"I want a Corona too, but that's beer. You're here for a car."

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

"The first time I used a wisp..."-@banleigh_j
"....wait....a WHISK?!?..."-me
#Millennials

[Madelyn Scott @madelynscottt]

@AshleyS121 "And thats how Ashley Stevenson died"

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

My parents have their lights on a timer and I just screamed when they turned on. #unwantedguest

[Ashley S @AshleyS121]

"I'd rather lose to itt tech."-@SarahWaddell1 on the a&m game. #agree #WPS