Ashley Shinn

[Ashley Shinn @AshleyShinn11]

Ironic that the Gatesville-opoly game doesn’t have a go to jail spot. I think more people have been to the Gatesville Jail than the public library.

[Ashley Shinn @AshleyShinn11]

@benwegmann @_raylo

[Ashley Shinn @AshleyShinn11]

@danielle__tera It’s disgusting

[Ashley Shinn @AshleyShinn11]

When you know you washed your AirPods in the washer and pull them out and somehow they still work! PRAISE GOD🙏🏻🙌🏻

[Ashley Shinn @AshleyShinn11]

@danimals810 Neitherrrrr

[Ashley Shinn @AshleyShinn11]

You know it’s a long day at work when you wish a sick associate would throw up on you so you could go home...

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

Us Texans are basically using the Jimmy Buffet in Jurassic World method of dealing with this Coronavirus Quarantine situation.

So far it’s working really well.

[Ashley Shinn @AshleyShinn11]

I’ve got a feeling there’s gonna be a lot of babies being born nine months after this quarantine is over. Biggest baby boom since WWII...

[Ashley Shinn @AshleyShinn11]

My mom relaying to me what’s going on in Love is Blind over the phone...”she’s a content creator and he’s a scientist” she is obsessed.

[Ashley Shinn @AshleyShinn11]

I never really understood why some places would let students in with their student ID when most of us were broke bitches with no $$$ to spend. I think bars should let those with work badges in for free, I’ve got cash for days and I work 40+ hour/wk let me rage!

[Chase Rice @ChaseRiceMusic]

If it’s Monday, and it’s over....

[@nic-gulas.bsky.social @Nic_Gulas]

Tuscaloosa will now have a Foosackly's, Guthrie's, Cane's, and Zaxby's.

Basically Tuscaloosa is the center of the Great Chicken Finger War

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

The Bachelor really needs a more diverse selection of contestants. Why is it always attractive girls? Start throwing some 2’s and 3’s into the mix. I wanna see that asshole on a hot-air balloon date with a chick who doesn’t have any teeth

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Welcome to the neighborhood, Mike McCarthy! #TogetherWe

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

Peter gave a girl a bottle of water and checked up on her and she said that’s the best she’s ever been treated. We got to do better men.

[Alabama Athletics @UA_Athletics]

Go get ‘em @Tuaamann. Proud of you! #RollTide

[Ashley Shinn @AshleyShinn11]

I think I love you and it's tearing me apart
Because the problems that we both have, they are problems of the heart
But without them, would this feel so good?💕 Heartbreaker

[Ashley Shinn @AshleyShinn11]

Almost 99.9% when someone says it’s not personal it’s actually very personal.

[mike @endpopcountry]

Parker McCollum
“New Orleans”
#SugarBowl