Ashley Uphus

CSB|SJU ‘17

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets in the @MillerLite Lounge for Sunday's game against the Jets.

The lounge features all-inclusive food and beverage. Must be 21+.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Explaining the end of Bills - Vikings

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

not sayin accountants aren’t happy

just never seen a happy accountant

[Matthew Clements @Matt_Logic_]

Nothing slaps like your hometown Mexican restaurant

[Ashley Uphus @AshleyUphus]

@robclawe This is your best tweet ever 😂

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accountants start their day like “got 16 hours left, just two 8 hour shifts. just have to get through 4 hours, 4 times.”

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

Relationships should be 50/50

50% you wanting kwik trip snacks, 50% your partner buying you kwik trip snacks

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favorite childhood memory: not staring at workpapers all day

[SJUAlumni @SJUAlumni]

Looking for a place to eat or grab take-out this weekend? Check out our list of Johnnie-owned or managed restaurants here: https://t.co/sAru09CY6I #JohnnieNetwork

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Cards Against Accountants

[NBC New York @NBCNewYork]

Due to coronavirus precaution, Bob Shellard isn't allowed to visit his wife in her Connecticut nursing home. So he stood outside her window and held up a sign that said "I've loved you 67 years and still do. Happy Anniversary." https://t.co/cIwZxwmZeN

[OverheardTax @overheardtax]

Seduce me in 4 words:

1. "Same as last year."

2. "Want to file MFJ?"

3. "Check the box final."

4. "The client fired us."

5. "Let's just paper file."

6. "True-up next year."

7. "They don't have nexus."

8. "Just PDF change it."

[Meghan McCain @MeghanMcCain]

May God be with the brave American men and women serving in our armed forces and their families. Pray for them all. Pray hard for them all.

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public accounting is saying ‘but after this week things will slow down a bit’ over and over until you die

[Fake Jim Gagliardi @Jim_Gagliardi]

Days since last @UST_Football loss: 0

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

It's October 3rd.

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how crazy is it that you can work 7 days a week, 12-14 hours a day and still not be caught up on your engagements

[x - Nodak Rams Fan @TParisien2]

*Kirk Cousins first and goal*

Dalvin Cook is having a career game

Kirk Cousins: