Ashley Schatz

L&D Nurse // Mama to Theo Lily & Payton🐾 // Wifey // Chicago Cubs & Hawks fan 🚨 // Foodie // Connoisseur of Naps // Residing in da burbs of Chicago.

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

All I want for Christmas is the @HomeDepot Christmas Donkey statue. It's been sold out since October... 😩 Christmas is forever ruined.

[Wrigley Field @ofcwrigleyfield]

YOU ARE WHY, CHICAGO. #FlyTheW

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

Let's do this! #FlyTheW

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Loaded up.

𝘕𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘍𝘰𝘸𝘭���𝘳

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

@andygrammer so bummed your show go cancelled tonight! We were so looking forward to it 😩

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

Dear @ABCNetwork, @RobRiggle, please bring back @holeymoleyabc. Today all my husband wants to do is watch golf... the kids not so much. So we compromised and are watching Holey Moley! I mean who doesn't like watching people get wrecked by port-a-potties while mini golfing?

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

As a mandated reporter I feel the need to report this display of elder abuse. #PaulTyson

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

So excited to see @blink182 Saturday at the @UnitedCenter! Literally a dream come true. Even if they look like ants from our nosebleed seats. Worth it.

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

Work should have been cancelled today… I need to spend all my time online reading these #WillAndChris tweets. My mind is just blown. In what world is assaulting someone on National tv ok?! #slapheardroundtheworld #WillSmithAssault

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

Bought #BoxONE as a gift for my husband and it far-exceeded our expectations! Bravo @ActuallyNPH & @theory11 for creating a truly AWESOME game! Trivia, codes, ciphers, things-that-turn-into-other things, what more can you ask for?! 🤞🏻for a sequel but how can you top this one?!

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

@jokoy absolutely killed it tonight! I havnt laughed that hard in forever! Worth the almost 2 year wait for sure ! Seriously…. My stomach hurts from laughing

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

We here for you @Jokoy !

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

Can’t wait to see @Jokoy tonight! We have only been waiting like 2 years for this!! Spending this beautiful day downtown on a rooftop with the hubs in preparation!

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

6 years ago I married my best friend @HarryCarays! It was the best. Day. Ever. Filled with so much love, fun, Holy Cows & Garrett’s popcorn! I love you so much Kenny! I can’t wait to continue on this crazy adventure we call life!! #happyanniversary #cheers #holycow

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

@coachdones89 News

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

@coachdones89 The worst nee ever.

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

They CANNOT cancel my favorite show! I will not Allow it! The world desparetly needs a show like @ZoeysPlaylist! Fun, heartwarming, and just makes you happy! Not to mention @SkylarAstin is in it.. swoon. #SaveZoeysPlaylist

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

@DrSandman11 As an L&D nurse and a c-section mama x2, I’ve been on both sides of the drape and I could not agree more. So weird. Especially when you know everything that is going on

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

@ZoeysPlaylist Best. Ending. Ever. 😍

[Ashley Schatz @AshleyVerive]

Happy Nurse’s Week from your favorite L&D Nurse! #NursesWeek