Asswee

໒꒰ྀི ˶• ༝ •˶ ꒱ྀི১ sensitive to everything but alcohol

[Asswee @Ashleyxponce]

You know what sounds good right now? A good, long, FAT therapy session.

[Asswee @Ashleyxponce]

If I get a new piercing will you get one with me ? 🥺

[Asswee @Ashleyxponce]

I only fuck with people who have emoticons in their bio’s ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚ 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪

[Anelien @cupcakelogic]

Me during any minor inconvenience: i know what i need

[Asswee @Ashleyxponce]

On Dratini number 3000 😖 JUST GIVE ME THE PINK ONE ALREADY

[Asswee @Ashleyxponce]

@suniraee Not you posting my address 🙄🙄

[Asswee @Ashleyxponce]

Customers love me but I hate them >:(

[Asswee @Ashleyxponce]

“Small business this” and “small business that” have you ever tried working for one?

[Asswee @Ashleyxponce]

I spent 22 years of my life thinking I was average height cuz I was the same size as my sisters. I really just assumed all my cousins were just super tall and never really paid attention HOW MANY people were actually taller than me.

[Asswee @Ashleyxponce]

@suniraee Go to sleep or else 😡👊🏽

[Asswee @Ashleyxponce]

@brittfastclubb You’re in my prayers 🙏🏽 voy a prender una vela

[Asswee @Ashleyxponce]

@suniraee @Sundaeyzz !!! Can I have $5 for lunch 🤲🏽

[Asswee @Ashleyxponce]

Ya you’re famous but, you’re a wiggle

[Free Palestine @bitterarab]

This was in 2014 btw. They’ve been doing this to children for decades.

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

him : “are u stupid?”
me:

[Asswee @Ashleyxponce]

@arieljulissa Me FUCKING too

[Asswee @Ashleyxponce]

Es okay I hate me too

[mhai @ getting married!!! @mhaikkun]

character design peaked when they made kuchipatchi