Ashlyn Beckman

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@WorldDanceVines @UglyJustUgly @_sjkovic learn this for the next outing?

[Ashlyn Beckman @AshlynBeckman]

When people try to dance with you at the club...

[Ashlyn Beckman @AshlynBeckman]

I've recently and very quickly learned that I don't know how to do parkour

[Ashlyn Beckman @AshlynBeckman]

Today I learned that wax paper can't go in the oven... My cookies taste like wax paper

[Ashlyn Beckman @AshlynBeckman]

Sanja was going to use a fake ID at the YMCA to get the free day pass...

[Ashlyn Beckman @AshlynBeckman]

An icicle almost torpedoed into my skull

[Ashlyn Beckman @AshlynBeckman]

"You don't know passion until you get railed into a sink"

[Ashlyn Beckman @AshlynBeckman]

Just flipped a coin to determine whether or not we should go to class. Probably going to use the quarter to buy a donut now 📚<🍩

[Ashlyn Beckman @AshlynBeckman]

“@_sjkovic: Drinking game: Take a shot for every time Ashley I cries on the Bachelor” we would be dead.

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Participating in a 4th year research study is one of my biggest regrets

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Jess:"so what trophy is he holding?"
Me:"the super bowl trophy?.."
Jess:"oh that's really small"
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[Ashlyn Beckman @AshlynBeckman]

I watch football solely to see Tom Brady's facial expressions

[Ashlyn Beckman @AshlynBeckman]

“@TeenagerNotes: their dads sperm must be made of gold http://t.co/XONnRMQQMI” @_sjkovic 🙌😍

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Can't buy textbooks because I had to buy a new phone

[Ashlyn Beckman @AshlynBeckman]

Nothing haunts us like the things we don't say.

[Ashlyn Beckman @AshlynBeckman]

Lol got asked to go out for the volleyball team #iftheyonlyknew #benchwarmer

[Ashlyn Beckman @AshlynBeckman]

“@_sjkovic: How is Ashlyn's fish still alive..” Seriously questioning it too