Ash Road Massive FC

Hated, Adored, Never ignored. ARMFC

[..S @18Dew78]

Gravy seal has ended me 😭😭😭

[Joe Mull @joe_mullineux]

fucking hell, didn't have to drop it so high haha

[WW95 @wenwei95]

Their first goal btw, still can't believe it

[elle hardy @ellehardy]

We have a hall of fame post on our hands

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Quick snippet from the gaffa’s half time team talk #hydration

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First game of the season, and would you expect any less? Couple of players had to dust the cobwebs off their boots but Ash Road came out on top tonight.
Roll on next week

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Ash Road back again for the week!
Took a loss tonight but who gives a shit, its only the prem
Star player/s tonight
- Andy Parker
-Adam Weighell

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McDonald’s scranned - probs at least 2 let’s be honest

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Walton FT stats:

Number of times he got his rig out - 1
Goals - 2
Rugby tackles - 1
Ground covered - 10m (meters)
Hands on hips - 628372
Fresh skin fades - 1.5

Your @carlsberg MOTM

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Won 12-0 😂😂😂 hat-tricks for kez and gaffa as well. Job done 😭

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I said first debut as if you get more than one. Fucking idiot.

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Can’t remember the score but it doesn’t matter does it, it’s the taking part that counts.

Goal and assist for new signing @baaaaarloow great first debut.

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Can confirm jacky Goals’ contract with the club has been permanently terminated for being far too small and putting on a few KG’s. Look out for some exciting transfer news next week 👀

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Quick message from a lifelong Ash Road Massive fan to Gaffa on his special day.

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Another Tuesday night another successful quiz hosted this week by @HarryBanny27

Results:

🏅Andy Aston
🥈Toby Burkett
🥉Lewis Mckenna

See you next week folks! #AshRoadDoQuizzes

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*3rd Josh Downie

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Quiz no• 2 hosted by Kieran Walton results:
🏅 Andy Aston
🥈 Andy Parker / Toby Burkett
🥉 Josh Paul

See you next week chaps.

DM to participate in next weeks quiz!

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With the circumstances of no football we have started our new venture. Ash Road quiz night. Parker was quiz master tonight and set the bench mark with a great quiz that Mckenna won on his birthday! Tune in next week for the next winner. #UTg

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@jackbaaall Sorry it’s late.

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Lineup news - couple of shitty injuries here and there, if you’ll pardon the pun. Strong team for the evening, we move on from last weeks’s poor performance #ARM #UTG