BadAsh

Wash your hands

[WSDOT Tacoma @wsdot_tacoma]

A not so gentle reminder.

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

You wanna see American culture? Go to a state fair.

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

I like Arbys

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

As someone who is making less than 50k per year right now, I think Van Cleef jewelry looks kinda childish

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

Bruh @netflix is raising their prices AGAIN?

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

Just dozed off while getting my hair foiled and I know audibly snored.

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

A hashbrown from Mcdonald is 4.59 now? When did that happen

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

Ok but why are we banning Red 40 before cigarettes

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

The honey deuce cocktail is so refreshing and light, highly recommend

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

I purposefully walk close to Teslas to make them record me

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

I wish @Costco sold scrubs for healthcare workers

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

Love that my card just declined while I'm trying to pay for my nursing license TO WORK :)

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

@babyspicebabe You're welcome

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

John: what's wrong
Me: I don't know, just feeling sad
John: here, drink some juice *hands me powerade*

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

I've recently acquired a cat after always having had dogs and the way that they will shamelessly victimize you in your own home is really new to me

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

People say "sorry it's just allergies" while lookin like this. Go home.

[em @shinywiglett]

this hits so hard! ❤️‍🔥

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

I generally don't win things

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

Storytime: One time I got @menchies in 2017 and on a whim entered a contest held by @Oreo to win a year of free fro-yo. I stopped using IG much and was notified on IG that I'd won but didn't see it in time and never got to claim it.
John is still disappointed in me for this.

[BadAsh @AshMcBride97]

Not trying to be ageist but I think there should be a maximum age allowed to be president...like 65....