Ash

I think, therefore I am (a massive twat)

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@threeyowallcoat Most definitely. Especially for when he lumps a load on Spurs relegation at the bookies tonight.

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@threeyowallcoat Never has a man suited one of these more

[Cursed Mr. Chips (Джимми Макналти) @threeyowallcoat]

Your defence ain't terrified!

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

Hornicek is a fucking incredible keeper. A more agile Dubravka that can kick? That'll do pig, that'll do

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@NUFCcook Big fan of the "aren't I a thinker" glasses in the interview, when we all know full well he didn't get how the qualificiatiom system worked for Sweden this last world cup.

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@NUFCcook And when he had the ball!

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@NUFCcook To be fair, how did that not work!? I had a heart attack everytime he had the nall.

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@OfficielKaybaye Reckon he goes 180m upwards at 26. By then he's covering for a Steur and Miley combo that destroys absolutely anyone.

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@Youallmissedme @OfficielKaybaye @EggusMaximus Pope watches atleast two of those in the net with a helpless expression

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@Youallmissedme Dedic has fucking blown me away mate, his deliveries are sumat else so far

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@ShellNUFC2006 It was such a change seeing the ball leave his foot and actually land right in front of a Toon player. Couldn't believe what I was seeing.

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@imzftbi Complete nonsense, Tonali looked better early doors when he DIDN'T play with Bruno. But you have got the best player I have seen in a Toon shirt since Shearer (and peak Ben-Arfa), no doubt about it.

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

Went to watch Prodigy at Manchester arena, sniffer dogs for me to avoid. Absolute contradiction of the scene they came from.

[Mechanical Hound @mhound5]

Without drugs like weed, MDMA and coke there would be no UK clubscene. But promoters and artists remain silent about the injustices of the drug war. Self serving cunts.

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@Heccles94 It's almost like the government has been ruining business, for both employers and employees, for fucking years

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@melindiscott @J_oh_n @iWalkOutdoors They will target big business on taxes. If you bothered to do even a small bit of research you'd know this.

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@iWalkOutdoors @goinginafield The government has been absolutely fucking small businesses for years and are the direct cause of what you've just moaned about. A policy comes out stating it wants to change this, for owner and employees, and you don't even bother to research it. Cuck behaviour.

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@ferafestiva23 How about you actually look into the policy they have proposed and how they plan to fund this? Fucking hell mate, no biggie, its only your financial future (that you seem so concerned about)

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@prettyusefulUI @SellikBhoy @dennypark65 @iWalkOutdoors Not my plan, they've already said the policy will be funded by taxing big business and providing various lowering in payments small companies make. Under the plan, he won't close, so what are you on about?

Would you rather he continues working his arse off for under 31k?

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@prettyusefulUI @SellikBhoy @dennypark65 @iWalkOutdoors Man moans about earning under 31k a year, does no research into policies that would actually make his life better, instead acts like the plan is for him to foot the bill.

Can't win with you people.

[Ash @Ashnonumbers]

@jxewhite @Starboy180304 @iWalkOutdoors @mandip73 He's the exact sort of thicko the right eats up whilst they line their pockets with all the work he does. No research, no interest, just suck the dick of the guy who leaves you earning under 31k per year and tells you it can't be helped or society would crumble.