Joe Ashurst

Simmer down and pucker up

[Joe Ashurst @Ashurst4]

@Mrjamieohara1 Then looking at the premier league table

[Martin Knight @MartinKnight_]

As a resident of Epsom with daughters & granddaughters I would have hoped that @EpsomPolice would have provided some information on the alleged gang rape at the weekend. Are residents in danger? Was the girl followed from the nightclub? What do these men look like? Did they harass others? Has there been any other incidents outside the church? Have any witnesses come forward? No comparable crime has ever happened here before. Has our MP anything to say? The silence is sparking all sorts of rumours & dangerous speculation.

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

Proud of you for saying this @iamtomskinner 👏🏼

THE TRUTH THE MSM NEEDED TO HEAR

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

Just had my council tax bill through and it's gone up *considerably*.

Also had to pay extra for my green waste, again.

It immediately reminded me of this masterpiece.

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

The US/Israeli attack on Iran and the widening hostilities in the region are exposing the growing scandal that is Britain’s military capabilities, or lack thereof. We are still in the world’s top 5/6 on defence spending yet:
We don’t have a single warship in the whole of the Mediterranean, despite the eastern Mediterranean becoming part of the theatre of war.
We don’t have a single warship in the Gulf. We have a naval base in Bahrain. But a base with no ships.
We don’t have any subs to deploy. The one active Astute Class sub is in Oz.
We have a handful of fighter jets in Cyprus.
And a smaller handful in Qatar (attached to Qatari airforce).
That’s it. Most of what’s left of the Navy — not even in the top 30 in the world in terms of warships these days — seems to be in repair/maintenance/renovation. Brilliant MoD planning.
Labour/Tories/LibDems who all had a shot at government these past 16 years need to be held to account.
When Ed Davey says Brit expats in the Gulf should pay for UK protection, exactly what protection does he have in mind that would be worth paying for?

[Joe Ashurst @Ashurst4]

@UAEmediaoffice is it true the government are reimbursing stranded passengers here in Dubai? Guests are being forced to pay thousands to stay in a hotel until they can get on a flight home.

[Joe Ashurst @Ashurst4]

@Arsenal is @tieronetickets_ a trusted seller?

[Joe Ashurst @Ashurst4]

@elonmusk Save us Elon

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

If you do ANYTHING today, please watch how VAR and Howard Webb himself justify Caicedo not getting a red card here

FAR worse tackle than Lewis-Skelly, and every single justification applies even more so to the Lewis-Skelly tackle

[Joe Ashurst @Ashurst4]

@The_Arsenal_ @SpursOfficial @Arsenal TH14

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕬𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖆𝖑 @The_Arsenal_]

🚨 COMPETITION TIME!

Spare pair of tickets for @SpursOfficial v @Arsenal!

(I have 4 tickets but only need 2 of them)

To be in with a chance, all you have to do is:

FOLLOW + LIKE + REPOST + REPLY WITH YOUR FAVOURITE EVER ARSENAL PLAYER!

I'll pick a winner next week.

#NLD

[7 on the shirt @7ontheshirt]

What a find

[England @England]

One more. Turn the page.

[Joe Ashurst @Ashurst4]

@AdamRussell86 @sportbible 🤣 you must eat so many lemons 🍋

[Eddie Longbridge @EddieLongbridge]

Poor lads.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Solidarity with Ukraine ✊
(Russian Embassy, London)

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

Gabriel Martinelli, at the second attempt, getting the Arsenal scarf on the spidercam in the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium after full-time. 😂❤️ #afc

[Zack Morris @MrZackMorris]

Peter is a virgin

[Martin Daubney 🇬🇧 @MartinDaubney]

Everything that’s wrong with modern policing, in one photo

The police force has become a picnic service for the mollycoddled

[Barstool Football @StoolSoccer]

Broadcasters did well to cover this up.