Ashwin Leon

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

The only course of action I have left is legal which I will be pursuing. @bhaane

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

If the thing you use most at your job is Microsoft Outlook, you don't have a real job.

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

PM: Chest, 56 inches!
Wrestlers: Sir, this isn't trump cards.

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

#snapchat launches #snapcash. An app that lets you send money. Which then lasts only 10 seconds.

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

The worst part is that they waited till he finished taking a bath in the Ganga before throwing the egg! #KejriwalinVarnasi

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

Finally a Wagon R gets the attention it deserves! #AKinGujarat

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

@timesofindia What's the difference between #andhra meals and #telangana meals? A dash of #PepperSpray

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

@fakingnews What's the difference between #andhra meals and #telangana meals? A dash of #PepperSpray

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

@doctoratlarge What's the difference between #andhra meals and #telangana meals? A dash of #PepperSpray

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

What's the difference between #andhra meals and #telangana meals? A dash of #PepperSpray

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

To help MNS party workers organise their attacks on toll booths, Raj Thackeray sets up a 1-800 number. #tollfree

[Adam @therealflannerz]

I met Roger Federer the other day. I asked "What's the benefits of living in Switzerland?" He said "The flag is a big plus."

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

Rather than blame CM Kejriwal for the traffic jam in Delhi, people should follow his example and work from wherever they want. #AAPDrama

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

If a Chief Minister's job is to sit in one place and sign some files, you'd think a common man could do it. #YoKejriwalSoBrave #ifyousayso

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

The #AAP have managed something no other party could. They made me cheer for the cops.

[Ryan Nelson @RyanJohnNelson]

Worst fun fact ever. #GoldenGlobes

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

#devyani khobragade returns to India. finds it difficult to hire a maid.

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

about time eh #assam?

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

How do I know that twitter will soon be filled with #Sherlock tweets? Elementary, my dear Watson.

[Ashwin Leon @AshwinLeon]

Why did the cop after washing Lalu's feet, stick his finger up the politician's ass? Because a probe was ordered. #politicallyincorrect