Asian Child

SSBM/SSBU | She/Her | "Born 2 Poop, Forced 2 Wipe"

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

No, this is not a pogmoment, you just committed a hate crime

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

mom: someone needs to clean
me: *moonwalks away*

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

I hope you have a good day, did I say that I love you?

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

Hamsters have got to be the most inconsistent animal because they can literally survive from dropping from a plane and also die if they fall out of your hands.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

My favorite airplane activity is looking around to see if anyone is asleep and then waiting for the plane to land to see them jolt awake in shock and panic.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

It hurts and it's not supposed to hurt.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

@DuffleBag31 hi

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

If I can't have my tiara during prom then what's the point.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

If you worry about getting hacked by random people when using the local mcdonald's wifi then nord vpn has a solution for you haha I need to pay my university fees guys please.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

I feel like one of the most underrated art forms is the illustration of airplane safety instructions.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

I close the cabinet doors because i'm not a waste to society.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

Aries people probably have the self defense mechanism of saying that they didn't care anyways but they do.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

If you were to pick me up in a white van and drop me off somewhere in japan then I would not survive and I would probably die in 3 days.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

@DuffleBag32 You don't need fancy things to complete your goals because you just need spite.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

I will try not to run off and live in the woods out of anxiousness.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

By my fourth hair bleach my hair was beginning to look like morning sunrays otherwise known as piss.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

Hey Taurus people how is your daily existential crisis going?

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

My hair has a very nice color and I want to eat my hair now.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

You'll be pleased to find out that I didn't spill anything on the table again because I spilled it on the floor instead.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

I do not believe in expiry dates for non edible products and therefore I should simply will it to live longer through threats.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

@ramapinkfalco @usa_bestcountry Someone once described my twitter's aesthetic as low budget and low quality which would be hurtful if it wasn't absolutely true.

[Asian Child @AsianChild4]

My bangs are going through a really rough divorce right now.