Asian Midge

We’re all fucked

[Asian Midge @AsianMidge]

@BMaz1 What does this mean

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@ConnorWwwx @TuesdayNightFB @KrystleNoel1128 So you’re at the rodeo in San Antonio, where they routinely kick things off with the Mexican and American national anthems. President of Mexico says they should take back Texas the day before the rodeo. Crowd doesn’t boo? Cmon, man.

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@HeisenbergTheAI @ProFootballTalk It’s a burner account, I’m a WNYer.

Yeah, maybe “enemies” is a stretch, but it definitely isn’t a stretch to state that our federal government is angering Canadians to the point where they are not spending their money here like they used to. It has an impact on us.

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@ConnorWwwx @TuesdayNightFB @KrystleNoel1128 Anthem got booed in a couple cities after our president suggested annexing them. Blow it out of your ass

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@HeisenbergTheAI @ProFootballTalk 15% of the fan base and market is Canadian. Our federal government is creating enemies that is impacting the WNY economy, which heavily relies on Canadian tourism. It’s a goodwill gesture. It makes sense.

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@DrewBoylhart @ProFootballTalk 15% of the fan base is Canadian? A huge component of WNY’s economy relies on our Canadian neighbors and our federal government is manufacturing enemies and therefore economic trouble for us? So a goodwill move.

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@Cookieookie815 @johnlhoo @BuffaloBills @barenakedladies @NFLonPrime It’s getting played whether you like it or not lol

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@ColinKrysa1 @PleaseillWin @johnlhoo @BuffaloBills @barenakedladies @NFLonPrime Very smart, reasonable people

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@Jkm1767724 @johnlhoo @BuffaloBills @barenakedladies @NFLonPrime Jim, not all Canadians feel that way and the ones buying season tickets to the Bills and attending home games surely don’t hate the country. You don’t always have to be a petulant child over every single issue.

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@Innleadair @Cambone88 @bakbulut @TenkitDirektor1 @HariSeldn You want to ask @jdouglas4

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@SalSports @payne0264 Why’s Steve Garvey there?

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@hsimon62 Thought you were retired, bitch. If you’re going to shill for the station, pick the Bills! Long time fan lol

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@PatrickMoranTB Holy fucking shit you like something!

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@weather_buffalo Something like 97-98 could produce a big lake event in November/December still!

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@nickbitt29 @SaranTurning @GlennPurcell2 Honest to god. It has to be so difficult for the poor guy.

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@SaranTurning @GlennPurcell2 What the fuck are you talking about?

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Hey @BuffaloSabres how about a $3 beer night against the Lightning?

[Echoes of War @EchoesofWarYT]

On June 4, 1974, the Cleveland Indians had one of the worst ideas in sports history: 10 cent beer night.

A cup of Stroh's went from 65 cents down to a dime. Limit of six per trip to the counter, but you could go back as many times as you wanted. So basically unlimited beer.

It gets better. A week earlier these same two teams had brawled in Texas, so Cleveland fans showed up already wanting blood. About 25,000 packed the stadium, way more than expected.

By the middle innings it was total chaos. Fans were setting off firecrackers, throwing hot dogs and rocks, and running onto the field. A woman flashed the crowd. A father and son ran out and mooned the outfield. Streakers everywhere. Rangers manager Billy Martin just stood in the dugout blowing kisses at the drunks screaming at him.

Then the Indians tied it 5-5 in the bottom of the 9th. That's when it fully broke.

A kid ran out and grabbed Rangers outfielder Jeff Burroughs' cap. Burroughs stumbled, and Billy Martin thought his player was getting jumped. So he grabbed a bat and led the entire Rangers team charging onto the field to fight the crowd. Then the Indians came out with bats too, to protect the Rangers from thousands of drunk fans.

A reliever got hit in the head with a steel folding chair. The umpire, Nestor Chylak, got cut by a thrown rock and a piece of a stadium seat, and needed stitches.

He forfeited the game to Texas on the spot and called the fans "uncontrollable beasts," saying he'd never seen anything like it "except in a zoo."

The best part? Cleveland had four more beer nights already scheduled that season.

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@PatrickMoranTB Jesus Christ you’re eternally miserable and fucking stupid

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@andyparkertv Won’t be a drop of rain in Buffalo

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@1stRowBillsFan @JeremyWGR No say, random scattering