Astgik (Asic) Khatchatryan

Senior editor @OrangeCoastmag, part-time improviser | @UCIrvine LJ '11

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That's not a dog, that's noodles.

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Yesterday, I googled “Who won the Super Bowl” at 6pm PST because I’m trying my best.

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Everyone referring to him as “the Wordle guy” when his name is literally Wardle 😭

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@LianaAgh The real star of that film is the little old man next door!

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@whipsical Nooooooooo

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The problem with having purple hair is I can’t wear yellow without looking like I’m just super into the Lakers.

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Where’s the spa service where someone just plays with my hair for an hour?

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@SydFila Well what’s it called?

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Me in English class: But discussing and analyzing this book so much is making me not able to enjoy it!

Me after watching any TV show or movie: Welp better pop online to read some discussions about this. Oh and I wonder if there’s a podcast analyzing it?

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I struggle to talk about this. Every year on this day, we remember the 1.5 million+ victims of the #ArmenianGenocide. Members of my own family were killed and displaced. We cannot begin to heal while history is denied. https://t.co/CU8CaiJ1QC

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How messed up is it that I qualified for free/reduced lunch my entire childhood but only realized halfway though HIGH SCHOOL...

[Salaam Bhatti @SalaamBhattiVA]

BREAKING: USDA announces free lunches for all students through 2021-22 school year.

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@LianaAgh This is an option???? Bout to confront my mom about this 👀

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Oh, millennials are too old to be cool? Well joke’s on you, I’ve never been cool! Bet you feel quite silly now.

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Lord give me the confidence of a massive water monitor climbing an unstable convenience store shelf 🙏🏼

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Breaking: Residents who are at least 50 years old can get vaccines starting April 1, and all California adults will be eligible starting April 15.

https://t.co/t5zVDkUxfb

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@claytonmoore98 You think it’s CONFIDENCE that leads to that? oh hoh hoh...

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@tomclarkcomedy Got to sneakily stick em on people

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Twitter is just “Talk Amongst Yourselves: The App”

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@SydFila They never went away for me

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@monicaluhar Oop was that tonight? lol

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@momopeche @SFGate Good Job Karen! 🥳